How the world works lol

[Ducati Diva]

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then by adding:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and
Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

REMEMBER: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.

[Yamerhaw]

that's pretty good, and mostly true

[Dave]

thats pretty cute lol

[marko138]

Nice. A lot of truth to that. You gotta know how to play the game.