Hey Homeslice, I need some advice

Kaneman · 02-22-2010, 12:05 PM

Hey man, I'm about to go buy some jeans and wanted some basic jeans buying advice. Is there a certain brand I should be looking for specifically? I mean, I want people to think I'm cool and laid-back...not too pretentious and only slightly gay. When people see my jeans I want them to know I spent a lot of money on them too so they need to be able to see the tag....like on the old Girbauds, or Gibows...or whatever the fuck they were.

Also, what about fit, should I look for them to sit on my supple ass a certain way, or is it just whatever suits me best? Do I want to go a size smaller to keep me from looking too fat, or does that just make it worse? So many questions man, I appreciate your response in advance.

I'm so conflicted.

Dave · 02-22-2010, 12:12 PM

You want some vintage sassoons

CrazyKell · 02-22-2010, 12:13 PM

Send me pics of your naked body and I will point you in the right direction.

Kaneman · 02-22-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Send me pics of your naked body and I will point you in the right direction.

That reminds me, I need extra space for my junk. Homeslice, you still with me on that or should I ask someone else?

Particle Man · 02-22-2010, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

That reminds me, I need extra space for my thumbs.

fixed.

Kaneman · 02-22-2010, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

fixed.

Its all relative.

Particle Man · 02-22-2010, 01:00 PM

TMI Dood.

Amber Lamps · 02-22-2010, 01:25 PM

Well, I usually go for Luckys or Express jeans, they have several different fits to accommodate pretty much any body type. They can be on the expensive side but if you do a little bargain hunting, you can get a decent deal. For example, I've gotten Luckys for $30 and Express for around $20. On the average though, you should expect to pay about $60 for a pair of jeans from these designers. I hope that this helps.

Rider · 02-22-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Well, I usually go for Luckys or Express jeans, they have several different fits to accommodate pretty much any body type. They can be on the expensive side but if you do a little bargain hunting, you can get a decent deal. For example, I've gotten Luckys for $30 and Express for around $20. On the average though, you should expect to pay about $60 for a pair of jeans from these designers. I hope that this helps.

I'm pretty sure this thread is a joke. Suggestions on jeans? Really?

t-homo · 02-22-2010, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

I'm pretty sure this thread is a joke. Suggestions on jeans? Really?

Tigger is a rahtard so he probably didn't realize this thread was a joke.

02-22-2010, 12:05 PM	#1
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Hey Homeslice, I need some advice Hey man, I'm about to go buy some jeans and wanted some basic jeans buying advice. Is there a certain brand I should be looking for specifically? I mean, I want people to think I'm cool and laid-back...not too pretentious and only slightly gay. When people see my jeans I want them to know I spent a lot of money on them too so they need to be able to see the tag....like on the old Girbauds, or Gibows...or whatever the fuck they were. Also, what about fit, should I look for them to sit on my supple ass a certain way, or is it just whatever suits me best? Do I want to go a size smaller to keep me from looking too fat, or does that just make it worse? So many questions man, I appreciate your response in advance. I'm so conflicted. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

02-22-2010, 01:00 PM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	TMI Dood. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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02-22-2010, 12:12 PM	#2
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	You want some vintage sassoons

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CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Send me pics of your naked body and I will point you in the right direction.

02-22-2010, 01:25 PM	#8
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	Well, I usually go for Luckys or Express jeans, they have several different fits to accommodate pretty much any body type. They can be on the expensive side but if you do a little bargain hunting, you can get a decent deal. For example, I've gotten Luckys for $30 and Express for around $20. On the average though, you should expect to pay about $60 for a pair of jeans from these designers. I hope that this helps.