08-03-2010, 04:41 PM | #1 |
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Guys, wanna turn on the ladies? Wear red...
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08-03-2010, 05:01 PM | #2 |
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Red is my favorite color but I dont wear a lot of red clothing.
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08-03-2010, 05:04 PM | #3 |
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Eh, I dunno..........I don't think bright red looks good on your average white guy
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08-03-2010, 05:04 PM | #4 |
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I'm just glad I'm an above-average white guy.
...Off to get some more red shirts...
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08-03-2010, 05:29 PM | #5 |
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The red shirt on the dude in your avatar proves it. Can you imagine how retarded he would look wearing another color shirt?
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08-03-2010, 05:30 PM | #6 |
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Right? Proof fucking positive, right there...
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08-04-2010, 12:53 AM | #7 |
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This is one of those risk/reward things. Your reward for wearing red is endless amounts of pussy (especially when you pop your collar for more surface area). The risk is that you'll get killed by a bull.
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08-04-2010, 01:02 AM | #8 |
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Ladies are turned on by good looks. What the dude wears is really irrelevant.
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08-04-2010, 01:03 AM | #9 | |
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Quote:
That's the first [intentionally] funny thing you've ever said. I'd laugh, but I'm in shock.
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