Hell, I almost want to buy this beemer

anthonyk · 08-19-2010, 01:22 PM

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...d.php?t=342999

OneSickPsycho · 08-19-2010, 01:47 PM

Pretty good looking bike though...

shmike · 08-19-2010, 01:50 PM

Funny ad.

I want to see the 4 pages that got deleted/moved.

pauldun170 · 08-19-2010, 02:13 PM

Particle Man · 08-19-2010, 03:00 PM

saved for posterity

Quote:

Originally Posted by motoproponent

This is a 2007 BMW K1200R Sport

I hate this fucking bike! every time I make the payment I'm reminded of how much more I love my Bandit 1200S. Here's your chance to capitalize on my hatred of the BMW roundel and relieve me of the troll occupying space in my garage.

The only thing it does well is felony speeding for hours at a time. It would be an OK touring rig but there are no decent luggage options except the crummy BMW factory soft bags that are as attractive as a genital wart and have the capacity to, maybe, carry two complete ham sandwiches.

It's bone stock because anything made to fit it is hand carved by god out of billet unobtanium, and I don't have that kind of credit limit. I did manage to get custom saddle made by Bill Mayer. It doesn't feel like any other beemer out there. Of course this one has all the factory options for decreased reliability. Electronic Suspension Adjustment, Remote Tire Pressure Monitors, Krypto-Whamidyne Trip Computer, Heated Handgrips, and a Star Wars Jedi Mind Trick activator that compels the weak minded to say "Niiiiice Biiike, How fast does it go??!?!"

The Good: Speeding tickets in comfort and style

The Bad: It's a BMW K1200R Sport

Comes With: The stock pipe and BMW North America's eternal gratitude for stemming the tide of hatefull, angry emails flooding the corporate inbox.

The Particulars: $8300 or trade for a Hypermotard or KTM 990/950 Supermoto of equal/greater value. 22000 miles, Reg paid up till March 2011

Check back on the 15th of each month because every time I make a payment the price will drop. There is very little wiggle room in the price because that's what I owe

If you like this bike this is the cheapest one you will find. It won't last forever because sooner or later a Ducati Dealership will take it as a trade in. I'm actively shopping it around.

If you buy it or trade me I will be so happy I will totally find a way to get your dick sucked, by some one hot. Plus I will quit chiming in on every thread to spew venom about BMW's motorcycles

I'm not joking (I am about the dick sucking part, but this is a legit ad)

Porkchop · 08-19-2010, 03:37 PM

You think this guy hates this bike???

azoomm · 08-19-2010, 04:54 PM

Smittie61984 · 08-19-2010, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

saved for posterity

Thanks!

Wish I could see those other four pages.

Rangerscott · 08-19-2010, 09:35 PM

Is it just me or does that bike look looooong?

VatorMan · 08-19-2010, 10:01 PM

Great looking bike but later in the thread he references some pretty bad problems with it.

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08-19-2010, 01:47 PM	#2
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Pretty good looking bike though...

08-19-2010, 09:35 PM	#9
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Is it just me or does that bike look looooong?

08-19-2010, 10:01 PM	#10
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	Great looking bike but later in the thread he references some pretty bad problems with it.