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Stab it 0 0%
Shotgun 9 20.45%
.45 6 13.64%
Fire 4 9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem) 9 20.45%
Issue a fatwa 3 6.82%
Hammer Time! 1 2.27%
Death by Ducati 9 20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely) 1 2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option) 2 4.55%
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:27 AM   #11
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I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
No, 121 ft away.
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:46 AM   #12
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fire, it's the best solution everytime.
Agreed; the cleansing power of fire is legendary.






..... and could involve some light explosives, packed into the mouse.
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:04 PM   #13
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Tie it to the railroad tracks man!
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:14 PM   #14
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I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
This and Tater's Whore of an Ex-wife
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:21 PM   #15
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I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
Nice.
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Old 06-11-2010, 01:04 PM   #16
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Install rocket launch tube on left side ducati
Install shotgun mount on right side ducati
Install 2 mechanisms, one for fire rocket, the other for the shotgun.
Strap mouse to rocket
Wall of knives that is drenched in gasoline and specled with gun powder and flinty crap to creat spark.

Shoot .45 at wall to set on fire.
Fire rocket at wall of knives and fire
Fire shotgun at rocket.
Stop before you hit blazing wall of knives.

Shoot .45 at impaled flaming mouse.
Shoot the .45 with the shotgun for having associated with the mouse
Beat the shotgun with rocket tube for being linked to the mouse.
I'm a little frightened thinking of how much time it must have taken for you to come up with this.

But it gets my vote.
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Old 06-11-2010, 01:58 PM   #17
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Old 06-11-2010, 02:10 PM   #18
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My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.
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Old 06-11-2010, 02:17 PM   #19
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My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.
Hmmm.

BTW, where the fuck have you been?

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Old 06-11-2010, 03:39 PM   #20
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My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.
Add a gasoline soaked mouse, so it catches on fire as it gets sent to the sky and we have a winner.
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