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Old 10-08-2008, 05:58 PM   #11
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what blows my mind is she sends you pics like she did... then wants to wait...

humm... if you wanna wait... take it slow because you think you have something special... here's an idea... how about no sending the other person photos of you spreading your shit so people can see the bottom of your brain.
Thats a damn good point. I didnt even think about that. Shes a confused whore. She wants to be a slut but wants to have morals at the same time and wait.
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:17 PM   #12
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Maybe she was just wanting him to wait and get really frustrated and anxious so he can take it out on her...You know teasing him with pics, like soome perverted appetizer, so that he loses control and devours her in a burst of violent torrid passion! Nah, she's prolly just crazy....
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:21 PM   #13
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Maybe she was just wanting him to wait and get really frustrated and anxious so he can take it out on her...You know teasing him with pics, like soome perverted appetizer, so that he loses control and devours her in a burst of violent torrid passion! Nah, she's prolly just crazy....
ok.... and we're moving on...
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:43 PM   #14
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Maybe she was just wanting him to wait and get really frustrated and anxious so he can take it out on her...You know teasing him with pics, like soome perverted appetizer, so that he loses control and devours her in a burst of violent torrid passion! Nah, she's prolly just crazy....
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:25 PM   #15
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I'm scratchin my head on that one, smileyman...
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:30 PM   #16
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I'm scratchin my head on that one, smileyman...
I'm just glad I got out of AR! though I gotta say his wife is a hottie...
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:04 PM   #17
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I think you're right. You are going to hell. But that's one hell of a great way to get ahead on the brimstone path.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:27 AM   #18
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I can't believe she sent you the pics she did, and then says she wants to wait. That sounds typical of young girls, though.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:30 AM   #19
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:36 AM   #20
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I'm just glad I got out of AR! though I gotta say his wife is a hottie...

Thanks for the compliment on the wife...she will blush.

I was just thinking outside of the box. Guess I shouldn't try to think like an adolescent woman anymore, might strain something.

What was that Jack Nicholson line about trying to think as a woman? "think like a man but take away reason and accountability?"
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