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Old 09-15-2009, 01:15 AM   #21
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Nah...just buy her a house and write her checks once a month. Easier than dealing with the 10 years prior, the heartbreak when she fucks your gardener and all the stupid questions that follow.
Marriage. Its a wonderful thing.
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Old 09-15-2009, 05:23 AM   #22
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Look at the bright side. You did you a favor by telling you she was a nut before you got attached to her. At that point you are no longer objective and it would have been harder to separate.

If she considered killing her father, what makes you think she wouldn't Lorena Bobbitt you?
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:38 AM   #23
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If she considered killing her father, what makes you think she wouldn't Lorena Bobbitt you?
lol.

How bout a guy who you're barely friends with and you're not dating telling you they love you and want to marry you...awkwarddddd! haha
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Old 09-15-2009, 11:15 AM   #24
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If a dude starts to talk about ferrets....I'm outta there!
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Old 09-15-2009, 11:54 AM   #25
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If a dude starts to talk about ferrets....I'm outta there!
Gerbils, I'd understand, but ferrets?
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:22 PM   #26
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Gerbils, I'd understand, but ferrets?
Heeeeeyyyyyy !!!!



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Old 09-15-2009, 12:25 PM   #27
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I'm so glad someone caught where I was headed with that....
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Old 09-15-2009, 03:27 PM   #28
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Nah...just buy her a house and write her checks once a month. Easier than dealing with the 10 years prior, the heartbreak when she fucks your gardener and all the stupid questions that follow.

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Old 09-15-2009, 09:02 PM   #29
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I always attracted crazy girls. I finally found a normal one but she does have crazy. Such as she pays for her own shit, doesn't give me trouble, and swallows! I can deal with that crazy.
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Old 09-15-2009, 11:46 PM   #30
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Such as she pays for her own shit, doesn't give me trouble, and swallows!
Are those things considered crazy?

I must be psychotic!
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