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Old 04-01-2009, 10:03 AM   #21
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This is part of the reason it's so f*cking amazing to me that there's still anti-abortion protest in this country.
If somebody would have just told them about not having sex none of that would have happened.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:05 AM   #22
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Same reason homeless people have dogs.

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Old 04-01-2009, 12:46 PM   #23
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Yeah, I know some people who should be on there.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:39 PM   #24
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But the stupid bastards have no money, so others end up paying.

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Why are you calling them stupid? They're getting free shit! It's us responsible working schmucks who are the stupid ones.

The underlying reason is that there aren't enough negative consequences, because children are sacred cows.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:50 PM   #25
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Birth control, condoms and brains are great, but they are not used very often by teens.

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I think my 16 year old son will stay away from girls for awhile. I showed him close ups of all the diseases you can get from the skanks.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:55 PM   #26
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I think my 16 year old son will stay away from girls for awhile. I showed him close ups of all the diseases you can get from the skanks.
So did you show him a coffin too?
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So did you show him a coffin too?
I think the half rotted penis photos were enough.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:14 PM   #28
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I think my 16 year old son will stay away from girls for awhile. I showed him close ups of all the diseases you can get from the skanks.
Good luck with that. For that to work you will need to get some of them made in poster size for his room, and make one the wallpaper on his cell phone. Do you forget how quick a teen girl can knock the sense out of a horny teen boy?

When I was around his age I would ride my bike an hour to get it. I also didn't eat lunch at school so I could buy a 12 pack of condoms for the weekend. Each weekend for a while. So good luck.

Your best bet would be to kick him in the nuts each morning. That will keep things on ice for a while.

There was talk about one of the schools here. They would go out in groups from the school at lunch I guess and then watch a girl give a guy head in the woods. They were around your sons age. Maybe even a bit younger.

I have about 8 years till this shit starts for me.

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Old 04-01-2009, 07:04 PM   #29
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If somebody would have just told them about not having sex none of that would have happened.
If it were only that easy...
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