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Old 01-13-2009, 02:12 PM   #51
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She saw all your expensive toys and wanted to lock it down? LOL If you do hit it, make sure you bring your own protection.
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:13 PM   #52
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Why wouldn't your boyfriend like that comment? Tigger doesn't want to make baby with him.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.....

(well, that we KNOW of anyway.... )
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:15 PM   #53
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Google Chrome took out my computer... Busy and lazy kept me from getting it back up and running... Then I broke my kneecap and had nothing better to do than rock my 'rents laptop on The Fix.

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Down boy....My b/f wouldn't like that comment
If he ever said anything to me, I'd tell him to grow up or start dating uglier women.

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They're all chicks & broads to me.
Dames.
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:27 PM   #54
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Dames.
Skirts. Toots.
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:31 PM   #55
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Hotties, birds, double breasted matress thrashers, pillion warmers, seat covers, honeys, mamas, gals...
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:26 PM   #56
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I meant your CHILDREN would look asian goof!! Not her!
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:30 PM   #57
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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I meant your CHILDREN would look asian goof!! Not her!
I don't know about that. I think that there might have been a whitey (Frenchie?) crawling in the gene pile somewhere. I've been accused of not looking Oriental before by Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese AND Korean people. Hell, some white people don't even believe that I'm Asian.
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Old 01-13-2009, 04:21 PM   #59
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All I have ever seen of you has been with lo-res and sunglasses so I really wouldn't have guessed...
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Old 01-13-2009, 04:24 PM   #60
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I would have proposed my 3 minute test...

I give this test to any prospective bootycall or relationship...

I tell her right off the bat I'm not having sex with her until she passes a test.

Its an oral exam... Literally.

She gives me head. How long it takes her to get me off is the test.

If its less than 3 minutes, I'll give her good sex following
Between 3 and 10 minutes, I'll give her a quickie...
BUT, if she takes longer than 10 minutes to get me off.... she keeps suckin til I finish, at which point I shoot a load on her face, zip up and leave...

She can try again later if she wants...

Having lots of stamina and very good control... Its really up to me when i get offf anyways, so i just time it based on how interested in am in her... i havent found one yet that did it in less than 10
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