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09-16-2011, 11:13 AM
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Serious Business
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Solution to problem found on page two. Everything else in this thread is just straight gangsta.
Thug Life http://twowheelfix.com/showpost.php?...4&postcount=16 http://twowheelfix.com/showpost.php?...6&postcount=20
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09-16-2011, 11:31 AM
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Soul Man
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Location: Everywhere, all the time.
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09-16-2011, 02:54 PM
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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
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09-16-2011, 08:43 PM
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Raving Lunatic
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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I used to have a stray cat problem, then a mean-ass possum took up residence under my driveway. I nearly never see the possum, but I suddenly never have wandering stray cats on my property.
Get you a mean-ass possum, and you'll be all set.
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09-17-2011, 08:50 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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Don't screw with her when she's pissed:  (I let her out because she insisted on it, even though it was raining... She still blames me. I sleep with one eye open.)
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09-17-2011, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
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This is my take...
1. Kill the cat when it comes into your yard. 2. Skin it and cut it up for human consumption. 3. Get a shish kabob stick and some shish kabob vegetables. 4. Fry the cat and the vegetables and then put them on the stick. 5. Walk around the neighorhood eating the shish kabob. 6. If neighbor asks you if you have seen his cat, eat another piece of the meat on the shish kabob while licking fingers then say maybe, but I can't be for sure. Problem solved.
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09-17-2011, 07:07 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Florida
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09-17-2011, 07:52 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
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I'd kill one of them and feed it to the others. How freaked out will the other cats be when you tell them you just feed them one of their own. PWND BITCHES!
You could capture them and piss on them. See how they like it. |
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09-19-2011, 11:18 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
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lol @ Catskin wallet!!!
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09-20-2011, 01:39 AM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
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I'll lend it to you.
 P.S. I like cats. |
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