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04-19-2010, 01:29 PM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
Posts: 4,712
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My Banana
Could have sworn I brought a banana to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch.
I cannot find it. Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway. I brought my yogurt. My $1 ramen noodle lunches. My pear. My little can of wasabi-soy-almond-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso My Crystal light packets for my water. No banana. I was looking forward to my banana now it is gone. On top of that, Paul is getting alzheimer's and his car now smells like pear. This day is just took a dive. Unless I find my banana. Then the work day would have ended on a good note. well not really because I'm gonna have my pear now. If I have a banana right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side. So fuck you banana. And fuck parodies. |
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04-19-2010, 02:14 PM
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cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
Posts: 2,749
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next post better not be how you went to the can and opened your banana hammock and found it your banana.
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04-19-2010, 02:39 PM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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I used your banana to make a smoothie with my magic bullet this morning.
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04-19-2010, 02:51 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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checked your prostate?
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04-19-2010, 02:51 PM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
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 Oh, the innuendo. |
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04-19-2010, 03:56 PM
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put it THIS way
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 3,185
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 oh nvm here it is 
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04-19-2010, 03:58 PM
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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04-19-2010, 06:05 PM
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Imported from Detroit
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R
Posts: 989
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 Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war! |
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04-19-2010, 06:47 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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What he forgot to mention is that he put his banana in his lunch BOX, and by lunch BOX he means his asshole
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