F@ck subtlety

Avatard · 08-23-2010, 04:18 AM

This oughtta get the job done:

Motherfuckers better pick it up tomorrow...

Tmall · 08-23-2010, 07:39 AM

We have that problem a lot here. One week they'll take a tub of waste oil that is full of holes and aids needles. The next, if you put out 6.5 bags instead of 6, they'll take your neighbours garbage and put it on your lawn to teach you a lesson.

Particle Man · 08-23-2010, 10:22 AM

I've seen similar - apparently the garbage pick-up company near my house hires myopic drivers.

askmrjesus · 08-23-2010, 10:42 AM

Tie a cheese steak to it, and that shit will be gone in 60 seconds.

JC

Kaneman · 08-23-2010, 03:41 PM

I think my neighborhood has the best garbage management in the world. They come twice a week and they will absolutely pick up anything you put out there without complaining. I swear to God these guys smile while they work.

Then, if you're trimming trees or remodeling or whatever, and you put a shitload of trash on the curb on a non-pick up day a city employee will see it and call the garbage guys, who will come out and pick it up.

On top of all that they send a street sweeper through a couple times a week to keep our streets clean. It kinda blows my mind, I live in a little suburb of Fort Worth that is mostly illegal Mexicans and older folks now...but the city treats us like kings.

Your city sucks dude.

Avatard · 08-23-2010, 03:46 PM

My city is geographically large, and the population very spread out.

There is no garbage pickup, you have to pay carting for trash.

They do pick up recycling...but as you can see, only when they "want".

Oddly, this week they noticed my can...

(My plan was a success!)

askmrjesus · 08-23-2010, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

My city is geographically large, and the population very spread out.

There is no garbage pickup, you have to pay carting for trash.

They do pick up recycling...but as you can see, only when they "want".

Oddly, this week they noticed my can...

(My plan was a success!)

Did they take the sign too?

JC

Avatard · 08-23-2010, 06:44 PM

Nah, I saved it in case I need it again...

Homeslice · 08-23-2010, 08:26 PM

A rather odd recycling bin.......They dont give you those blue square ones?

Captain Morgan · 08-23-2010, 08:44 PM

I'm surprised they didn't take the whole can and leave you with just the sign.

08-23-2010, 04:18 AM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	F@ck subtlety This oughtta get the job done: Motherfuckers better pick it up tomorrow... __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-23-2010, 10:22 AM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I've seen similar - apparently the garbage pick-up company near my house hires myopic drivers. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

08-23-2010, 10:42 AM	#4
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Tie a cheese steak to it, and that shit will be gone in 60 seconds. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

08-23-2010, 03:41 PM	#5
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	I think my neighborhood has the best garbage management in the world. They come twice a week and they will absolutely pick up anything you put out there without complaining. I swear to God these guys smile while they work. Then, if you're trimming trees or remodeling or whatever, and you put a shitload of trash on the curb on a non-pick up day a city employee will see it and call the garbage guys, who will come out and pick it up. On top of all that they send a street sweeper through a couple times a week to keep our streets clean. It kinda blows my mind, I live in a little suburb of Fort Worth that is mostly illegal Mexicans and older folks now...but the city treats us like kings. Your city sucks dude. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

08-23-2010, 03:46 PM	#6
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	My city is geographically large, and the population very spread out. There is no garbage pickup, you have to pay carting for trash. They do pick up recycling...but as you can see, only when they "want". Oddly, this week they noticed my can... (My plan was a success!) __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-23-2010, 07:39 AM	#2
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	We have that problem a lot here. One week they'll take a tub of waste oil that is full of holes and aids needles. The next, if you put out 6.5 bags instead of 6, they'll take your neighbours garbage and put it on your lawn to teach you a lesson.

08-23-2010, 06:44 PM	#8
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Nah, I saved it in case I need it again... __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-23-2010, 08:26 PM	#9
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	A rather odd recycling bin.......They dont give you those blue square ones?

08-23-2010, 08:44 PM	#10
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I'm surprised they didn't take the whole can and leave you with just the sign.

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