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It's good to see a judge with a sense of humour :)
Reading through this judgment, carefully, results in finding several nuggets of comedy. I particularly like the first line of the final judgment, which reads: Despite the involvement of Niagara Family and Children’s Services, Ms. Katz, Mr. Leduc and the court, the parties repeatedly have shown that they are immune to reason. Consequently, in my decision, I have tried ridicule as a last resort.
http://www.canlii.org/en/on/onsc/doc...0onsc6568.html Don't forget the footnotes
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His comments are hilarious... the situation, however, is awful. I feel bad for those kids.
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[3] I am prepared to certify a class action for the return of all wedding gifts.
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Awesome!
The judge is a riot and that family is beyond Jerry Springer. The Summary is good but the footnotes are gold! A few favorites: Quote:
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When you run out of laughs in that one, try reading his used car case
http://www.canlii.org/en/on/onsc/doc...0onsc2446.html
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I loved it. |
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