Hauces.

Triple · 12-05-2012, 01:18 PM

A few afternoons ago in the parking lot at work, suiting up for the ride home.

Random guy appearing from the shadows: "How many hauces?"

Me: "Hauces?"

Random guy: "Yeah, how many hauces?"

Me: "Houses?"

Random guy: "Hauces."

Me: "Horses?"

Random guy: "Hauces."

Me: "You mean horsepower?"

Random guy: "Yeah, how many hauces that thing got?"

Homeslice · 12-05-2012, 01:31 PM

Yep, I was in south GA last weekend for a funeral. And I thought SC accents were bad.

OneSickPsycho · 12-05-2012, 01:32 PM

My mom worked in the ER when she first became a nurse...

Drunk guy stumbles in, covered in abrasions, clothes torn up...

"Holly..."

Sir?

"Holly... my Holly..."

Excuse me? What happened to you sir?

"Holly Davidson..."

Who is Holly, sir? Did she do this to you?

"Yeah, my Holly..."

What exactly happened?

"Just pulled out in front of my Holly..."

Where is she sir? Is she ok?

My mom steps in... "No, he crashed his motorcycle... Harley Davidson..."

"yeah... my Holly..."

lol

pauldun170 · 12-05-2012, 03:19 PM

Rangerscott · 12-05-2012, 03:42 PM

Ive been told I say cotton weird. Kinda like kot-en. I also way "posed to" instead of "suppose to."

OneSickPsycho · 12-05-2012, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Ive been told I say cotton weird. Kinda like kot-en. I also way "posed to" instead of "suppose to."

Do you say 'pasketti' and 'pesific'? If so, you're 4.

Rangerscott · 12-05-2012, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Do you say 'pasketti' and 'pesific'? If so, you're 4.

No.

shmike · 12-05-2012, 04:48 PM

I know how to make you talk like an (native American) Indian.

Triple · 12-05-2012, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmike

I know how to make you talk like an (native American) Indian.

Really?

Is that so?

In what way?

Do tell.

Explain.

HOW

OneSickPsycho · 12-05-2012, 09:18 PM

Not gonna lie, I thought... "Hmm... Wonder how?". And never got it...

12-05-2012, 01:18 PM	#1
Triple uncomfortably numb Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: JOH-JAH! Moto: WR250R & Bonneville Posts: 409	Hauces. A few afternoons ago in the parking lot at work, suiting up for the ride home. Random guy appearing from the shadows: "How many hauces?" Me: "Hauces?" Random guy: "Yeah, how many hauces?" Me: "Houses?" Random guy: "Hauces." Me: "Horses?" Random guy: "Hauces." Me: "You mean horsepower?" Random guy: "Yeah, how many hauces that thing got?"

12-05-2012, 04:48 PM	#8
shmike Follower Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,549	I know how to make you talk like an (native American) Indian. __________________ Racing For Smiles

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12-05-2012, 01:31 PM	#2
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Yep, I was in south GA last weekend for a funeral. And I thought SC accents were bad.

12-05-2012, 01:32 PM	#3
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	My mom worked in the ER when she first became a nurse... Drunk guy stumbles in, covered in abrasions, clothes torn up... "Holly..." Sir? "Holly... my Holly..." Excuse me? What happened to you sir? "Holly Davidson..." Who is Holly, sir? Did she do this to you? "Yeah, my Holly..." What exactly happened? "Just pulled out in front of my Holly..." Where is she sir? Is she ok? My mom steps in... "No, he crashed his motorcycle... Harley Davidson..." "yeah... my Holly..." lol

12-05-2012, 03:42 PM	#5
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Ive been told I say cotton weird. Kinda like kot-en. I also way "posed to" instead of "suppose to."

12-05-2012, 09:18 PM	#10
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Not gonna lie, I thought... "Hmm... Wonder how?". And never got it...