serious 911 call

RACER X · 04-02-2009, 04:45 PM

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/04/...3411238615564/

911 call: Woman locked inside car

KISSIMMEE , Fla., April 1 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a woman dialed 911 to report that she had locked herself in her car and the electrical system wasn't working.

The Kissimmee, Fla., woman told the dispatcher that the locks wouldn't work due to the electrical trouble but apologized after she was instructed to lift the manual lock with her hand, WESH-TV, Orlando, Fla., reported Wednesday.

"Um, I'm sorry," the embarrassed woman said after unlocking the door.

Officials stressed that the incident was a serious call and not an early April Fools' Day joke

Audio

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...574765.mp3file

cuttle · 04-02-2009, 04:57 PM

reminds me a bit of the women that died here last winter:

Hypothermia Kills Woman Who Locked the Keys in Her SUV

shitville: Mobile area woman Sandra Ordner, 47, died from hypothermia just hours after she went hiking in the mountains in North Carolina on January 31. The last contact she had with anyone was with her husband at 9 a.m. to say she'd be out hiking.

Police in Macon County, NC, took a call at 1:17 a.m. that night from her husband saying she was missing. The next morning at 10 a.m., her body was found by a nearby resident in a parking lot for the Whiteside Mountain Trail, a 2-mile-long loop.

She was found next to the passenger side and smudges could be seen on windows of her Land Rover. No rocks or sticks were found near the SUV that would indicate an attempt at breaking the window. Rain began to fall at 6 and later fell below freezing.

thunderex · 04-02-2009, 05:01 PM

Seriously though, how dumb do you have to be? Talk about the unintended consequences of supplying people with conveniences.

zed · 04-02-2009, 05:25 PM

heard about this on the radio the other day. it's just crazy how stupid people can be.

Particle Man · 04-02-2009, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuttle

reminds me a bit of the women that died here last winter:

Hypothermia Kills Woman Who Locked the Keys in Her SUV

shitville: Mobile area woman Sandra Ordner, 47, died from hypothermia just hours after she went hiking in the mountains in North Carolina on January 31. The last contact she had with anyone was with her husband at 9 a.m. to say she'd be out hiking.

Police in Macon County, NC, took a call at 1:17 a.m. that night from her husband saying she was missing. The next morning at 10 a.m., her body was found by a nearby resident in a parking lot for the Whiteside Mountain Trail, a 2-mile-long loop.

She was found next to the passenger side and smudges could be seen on windows of her Land Rover. No rocks or sticks were found near the SUV that would indicate an attempt at breaking the window. Rain began to fall at 6 and later fell below freezing.

bleach in the gene pool...

marko138 · 04-02-2009, 06:41 PM

I heard the audio today. Hilarious.

njchopper87 · 04-02-2009, 09:25 PM

I saw this somewhere before, but well worth the revisit.

Smittie61984 · 04-02-2009, 10:03 PM

If we got rid of fucked up stories from California or Florida, then the internet could probably be reduced in size by 50%.

thunderex · 04-02-2009, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

If we got rid of fucked up stories from California or Florida, then the internet could probably be reduced in size by 50%.

California stories are about weirdos. But for pure stupidity, nothing matches Florida stories.

Smittie61984 · 04-02-2009, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunderex

California stories are about weirdos. But for pure stupidity, nothing matches Florida stories.

Good point.

I guess when it comes to government stupidity California is the top tier of idiocy.

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cuttle now available w/o fish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in a holler Moto: DR650, Morini, 1/2 M900ie Posts: 820	reminds me a bit of the women that died here last winter: Hypothermia Kills Woman Who Locked the Keys in Her SUV shitville: Mobile area woman Sandra Ordner, 47, died from hypothermia just hours after she went hiking in the mountains in North Carolina on January 31. The last contact she had with anyone was with her husband at 9 a.m. to say she'd be out hiking. Police in Macon County, NC, took a call at 1:17 a.m. that night from her husband saying she was missing. The next morning at 10 a.m., her body was found by a nearby resident in a parking lot for the Whiteside Mountain Trail, a 2-mile-long loop. She was found next to the passenger side and smudges could be seen on windows of her Land Rover. No rocks or sticks were found near the SUV that would indicate an attempt at breaking the window. Rain began to fall at 6 and later fell below freezing. __________________ "Typo's are very importand to al written form. It gives the reader something to look for soo they arenâ€™t distrackted by the total lack of kontend in your writing's." - R. K. Milholland

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Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	If we got rid of fucked up stories from California or Florida, then the internet could probably be reduced in size by 50%. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

04-02-2009, 05:01 PM	#3
thunderex Kneedragger Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Manhattan Beach, CA Moto: 2004 Aprilia Tuono Posts: 148	Seriously though, how dumb do you have to be? Talk about the unintended consequences of supplying people with conveniences.

04-02-2009, 05:25 PM	#4
zed yellow don't corner well Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kansas City, KS Moto: 06 ZX10R Posts: 1,243	heard about this on the radio the other day. it's just crazy how stupid people can be.