Shipping stuff? This is key... - Page 2

Avatard · 08-01-2010, 04:01 AM

I used to do it for a living....ship stuff to customers. Expensive stuff.

The cocksmokers at FedEx, and UPS did everything possible to put me out of fucking business. They'd smash my shit, and then deny my claims.

Even though my company was shipping product packed in OEM boxes, with special foam inserts and bulkheads, and even though everything was packed in a double-corrugated box as per their spec., they'd always find some lame excuse, and fuck me in the end, sometimes (usually) for hundreds or thousands of dollars in losses.

I positively hate these fucking people for the grief, time, hassle, and financial harm that they exacted on me and my business for years.

Now, I don't do that for a living anymore...but for anyone here that does, or has friends or family who do, I'd like to share a little secret that may help folks escape the constant maltreatment I received as a customer to these goatfuckers:

ShockWatch G-force sensors (just saw these on Mythbusters!):

http://www.mrboxonline.com/shockwatc...0g-p-4205.html

and the companion label:

http://www.mrboxonline.com/shockwatc...ls-p-4207.html

Paired, these two items will set you back about $5 per box shipped.

They provide irrefutable, irreversible proof of gross mishandling (which is seemingly almost the fucking norm with these flaming assholes), and may help you to make sure that you get your claims settled properly, and responsibly.

I wish they had and/or I knew about these when I was in the biz.

I'd be thousands of dollars ahead, and probably have considerably less gray hairs...

08-01-2010, 04:01 AM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Shipping stuff? This is key... I used to do it for a living....ship stuff to customers. Expensive stuff. The cocksmokers at FedEx, and UPS did everything possible to put me out of fucking business. They'd smash my shit, and then deny my claims. Even though my company was shipping product packed in OEM boxes, with special foam inserts and bulkheads, and even though everything was packed in a double-corrugated box as per their spec., they'd always find some lame excuse, and fuck me in the end, sometimes (usually) for hundreds or thousands of dollars in losses. I positively hate these fucking people for the grief, time, hassle, and financial harm that they exacted on me and my business for years. Now, I don't do that for a living anymore...but for anyone here that does, or has friends or family who do, I'd like to share a little secret that may help folks escape the constant maltreatment I received as a customer to these goatfuckers: ShockWatch G-force sensors (just saw these on Mythbusters!): http://www.mrboxonline.com/shockwatc...0g-p-4205.html and the companion label: http://www.mrboxonline.com/shockwatc...ls-p-4207.html Paired, these two items will set you back about $5 per box shipped. They provide irrefutable, irreversible proof of gross mishandling (which is seemingly almost the fucking norm with these flaming assholes), and may help you to make sure that you get your claims settled properly, and responsibly. I wish they had and/or I knew about these when I was in the biz. I'd be thousands of dollars ahead, and probably have considerably less gray hairs... __________________ Insert free thought here. Last edited by Avatard; 08-01-2010 at 04:07 AM..