07-13-2011, 07:47 AM | #1 | |
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Just like Pulp Fiction, without the ball gag
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07-13-2011, 07:50 AM | #2 |
Soul Man
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In Soviet Russia, women fuck YOU.
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07-13-2011, 08:05 AM | #3 |
Ride Like an Asshole
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Lame... judging by the pic she's not completely hideous... Basically, he got laid for three straight days, got a new pair of jeans, and was paid... sounds like the BEST way for a fucking robbery to go bad to me...
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07-13-2011, 08:51 AM | #4 |
Hold mah beer!
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This is like kids bragging about getting laid by their teacher... Moron.
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07-13-2011, 07:12 PM | #5 |
For Science. You Monster.
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by the looks of her, it would have been a good time.
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07-13-2011, 08:21 PM | #6 |
Ride Like an Asshole
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The pic in the story looked terrible, but that chick is smokin - she should only be arrested for encouraging people to break into salons.
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07-13-2011, 10:22 PM | #7 | |
For Science. You Monster.
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He should be arrested for complaining he got laid. I bet she has a lot more robberies in the future
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07-13-2011, 10:33 PM | #8 |
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Hey Tsunami. Need anyone to be tied up so you can practice your medical on them?
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07-16-2011, 09:16 AM | #9 |
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Seriously. The dude needs to turn his fucking man card in pronto.
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07-16-2011, 12:44 PM | #10 |
Trip's Assistant
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WOW... I'd hit that in a second.
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