Tiger Woods joke - Page 14

Kaneman · 12-04-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

Wouldn't that violate the restraining order she (and many others) filed last year?

Not after my latest round of cosmetic surgery, she'll never know its me.

MissHell · 12-04-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by defector

... None I would call perfect, but I am also not a true believer that one exists.

I'm right here!

Kidding!

I think the model chick is attractive, don't see why you all are talking bad about her. I could only wish my body would look like that.

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Originally Posted by RACER X

Kaneman · 12-04-2009, 02:35 PM

I'm usually the last one to bag on hot chics on the internet, but I will say that the skinny one looks sick to me. I don't want to fuck her, I want to fix her a cheeseburger with extra chili-cheese fries.

I love toned women, don't get me wrong, but she's less toned and more starving.

defector · 12-04-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MissHell

I'm right here!

Kidding!

Touche'!
I should clarify about the perfect woman comment. I don't believe a perfect person exists...
They may have a perfect body, but have a completely fucked up attitude.
Or be what many would not consider attractive, but have the ability to light up a room with their personality.

BUT I believe some people are perfect for each other.

karl_1052 · 12-05-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

You know that Valentino Rossi? I don't like how he rides. I know a few guys locally, I like how they ride better.

Here's my buddy Jeff on his Goldwing,

See how he uses all of the road and hustles that big bike through there?

This douchenozzle shouldn't even be on a bike, look how much smaller it is. Not real world AT ALL!

Worst analogy ever!

I am with Rider, the chick he posted is far from fat.
Why not post pics of your women, Tmall and Apoc? Lets see what perfect really is.

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

Hell, Karls ass would be in high heels and lipstick waiting for tiger for the right money!

Fuggin right!

Tmall · 12-05-2009, 10:26 AM

I've never once said what I had was perfect. But, I don't bag on a Ferrari because I think a camaro is better for the real world.

And it was a piss poor analogy..

RACER X · 12-05-2009, 11:32 AM

outrun tigers wife game

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

Apoc · 12-05-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

Worst analogy ever!

I am with Rider, the chick he posted is far from fat.
Why not post pics of your women, Tmall and Apoc? Lets see what perfect really is.

Fuggin right!

I didnt actually mean she was fat

I was being ridiculous, like rider was in saying that trish stratus looked like a boy!

karl_1052 · 12-05-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

I didnt actually mean she was fat

I was being ridiculous, like rider was in saying that trish stratus looked like a boy!

Dude, Stacey Keibler owns Trish Stratus.

Apoc · 12-05-2009, 08:36 PM

Stacy is my future wife! You stop looking at her pictures!

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RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	outrun tigers wife game http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

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Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	Stacy is my future wife! You stop looking at her pictures! __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

12-05-2009, 10:26 AM	#136
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I've never once said what I had was perfect. But, I don't bag on a Ferrari because I think a camaro is better for the real world. And it was a piss poor analogy..