Tiger Woods joke - Page 15

karl_1052 · 12-05-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Stacy is my future wife! You stop looking at her pictures!

I don't just look.

FAP!FAP!FAP!

Flexin · 12-06-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RACER X

back to your reality vs mine. we've had 2 divorces in my family, grandma had 15 kids (1 divorce, married to a whitey lol) my generation , 52 of us, prolly 35+ are married, 1 divorce.

so lets say 50 marriages and 2 divorces.

.04% divorce rate in my family, indicitive of the US, naw, just my family.

That is great for your family but it doesn't mean mean some of them didn't cheat or are not cheating now. Some people will stay in a bad relationship for years and years with a cheating partner. Some don't get caught.

James

Apoc · 12-08-2009, 12:06 PM

Looks like Tiger is up to 7 women (one porn star! Good job!) and two trips to the hospital after reportedly 'falling down the stairs'

Trip · 12-08-2009, 12:36 PM

After years of nothing from Tiger, he really is making a splash in the tabloids.

Apoc · 12-08-2009, 01:02 PM

It amazes me that he thought he could keep this shit a secret.

RACER X · 12-08-2009, 01:09 PM

radio said tiger used to frequent a bar, 2 mi from his house called the blue martini, and 1 of the rooms was tigers room........lol

Tmall · 12-08-2009, 01:16 PM

Is anybody surprised? For real..

The richest athlete in the world wasn't loyal?

Well no shit.... That's like saying, "I heard this Hitler guy had an issue with the Jews.." understatement? Fuck yeah..

Dave · 12-08-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Is anybody surprised? For real..

The richest athlete in the world wasn't loyal?

Well no shit.... That's like saying, "I heard this Hitler guy had an issue with the Jews.." understatement? Fuck yeah..

i thought that was schumacher?

Rider · 12-08-2009, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

i thought that was schumacher?

I thought it was Michael Jordan, dude practically owns Nike.

Dave · 12-08-2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

My gf told me last night that if I have 1/4 of the money that Tiger has, that she'll go out and find me the nicest ass and bring me a new peice every night. She just wants the keys to the private jet and our 10+ world wide homes.

As of now I'm limited to Carmen Electra and Megan Fox if they happen to trip, fall, and land on my dick.

In other news our government is actually doing shit that is going to fuck up our lives. But who gives a shit about that? Some guy who can play well with balls had a fender bender with a golf club.

nice, i put my dibs on linda cardellini and jennifer connelly. I think vic had channing tatum and john meyer

12-08-2009, 12:06 PM	#143
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12-08-2009, 01:02 PM	#145
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12-08-2009, 01:09 PM	#146
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12-08-2009, 01:16 PM	#147
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Is anybody surprised? For real.. The richest athlete in the world wasn't loyal? Well no shit.... That's like saying, "I heard this Hitler guy had an issue with the Jews.." understatement? Fuck yeah..