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Old 03-26-2012, 08:45 AM   #161
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It almost made me fail...
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Old 03-26-2012, 09:31 AM   #162
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Old 03-26-2012, 10:07 AM   #163
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Megan Piper made me fail. I want to find the vid or pics of her in the yellow outfit that keeps appearing in the prom stories.
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:05 PM   #164
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Dude, I was at a strip club Sat night and didn't fail. Do you really think seeing a chick in a bikini will make me fail? Really!?
I didnt know that youre gay.
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:11 PM   #165
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I didnt know that youre gay.
I'm not gay, but I'm strong willed. Believe me, I wanted to take care of business, but I set out to reach a goal and I'm going to reach it, despite attempts of others to derail it.
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:33 PM   #166
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Dude, I was at a strip club Sat night and didn't fail. Do you really think seeing a chick in a bikini will make me fail? Really!?
>implying you stopped ejaculating to find a better kind of woman
>went to strip club
>strip club

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Old 03-26-2012, 01:49 PM   #167
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40 year old virgin is going to come to be right. We are just waiting for the "yeah, I'm gay" part, Avery.
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Old 03-26-2012, 02:00 PM   #168
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>implying you stopped ejaculating to find a better kind of woman
>went to strip club
>strip club

Logic fail
You must have missed the entire story above. I went to a strip club because I ran into my old boss who was only in town for the night. He was with his girlfriend who is an ex-stripper from this same club. That's where they wanted to go. They know I'm on this "40 days" thing. However, I wanted to hang out with my old boss. I didn't get lap dances and wasn't at the strip club to find a woman. I was there to hang out with some friends that I haven't seen in about 2 years, because that's where they were hanging out.

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40 year old virgin is going to come to be right. We are just waiting for the "yeah, I'm gay" part, Avery.
No, it's not. And no, I'm not. Jackass.
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:14 PM   #169
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Who came up with 40 days, anyway? Why not 30, or 50?
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:15 PM   #170
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Who came up with 40 days, anyway? Why not 30, or 50?
The bible, Jesus supposedly spent 40 days and nights in the desert with Satan tempting him.
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