Miami airport screener accused of attack after jeers at genitals

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Dave

dude shoulda just explained the difference between growers and hangers

Truth

Hangers are inferior, their dick muscle is incapable of expanding to its potential like healthy tissue should.

BTW whoever is in favor of these machines is a moron......They accomplish little.....Terrorists will just put explosives in their carryon from now on.

[Rangerscott]

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

BTW whoever is in favor of these machines is a moron......They accomplish little.....Terrorists will just put explosives in their carryon from now on.

I remember going through the security and my TSA screener was so out of it I could of snuck an old school Bugs Bunny style bomb with a lit fuse and I doubt any of those sorry asses would have noticed.

If the machines actually work I wouldn't give a crap about them. You walk through, some dumbass government worker in a little room on the other side of the airport (or world) sees my dick, points, laughs, giggles and I go on through grope free. Beats taking shoes off, belt off, and then getting stuck behind some 90 year old woman with hip replacement surgery who is having a hard time explaining to some dumbass government worker that she has metal in her body.

I think profiling would be a lot better since we know the biggest threat to America. Middle aged white males.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Truth

Hangers are inferior, their dick muscle is incapable of expanding to its potential like healthy tissue should.

a former coworker was telling me about a pair of friends she'd slept with (not at the same time). the one with the grower had apparently at one time caught sight of the hanger's package and didnt know about the two types so he was always telling her about how much bigger his friend was...until she slept with the friend who turned out to be far smaller best part is she never told the grower the truth

[101lifts2]

Its the hard length that matters. lol

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Its the hard length that matters. lol

Unless it's a pencil dick. I imagine the women prefer length along with girth.

[azoomm]

You guys are WEIRD.

[Avatard]

Meh, I dunno...I reckon American men are just about as dick weird as the women are titty weird.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Dave

a former coworker was telling me about a pair of friends she'd slept with (not at the same time). the one with the grower had apparently at one time caught sight of the hanger's package and didnt know about the two types so he was always telling her about how much bigger his friend was...until she slept with the friend who turned out to be far smaller best part is she never told the grower the truth

Why exactly did one guy see the other guy's package

And why would say anything about it to that girl

Guys who gossip about another guy's dick are either gay, or retarded in some way.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Dave

a former coworker was telling me about a pair of friends she'd slept with (not at the same time). the one with the grower had apparently at one time caught sight of the hanger's package and didnt know about the two types so he was always telling her about how much bigger his friend was...until she slept with the friend who turned out to be far smaller best part is she never told the grower the truth

Um, why would one guy EVER be talking about another dude's dick?