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Old 07-19-2009, 12:15 PM   #11
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So you're telling me it wasn't a cross but a Kenworth that Jesus was crucified on?
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:18 PM   #12
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You must really think I have no sense of humor.

Oh I know that you have no sense of humor
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:40 PM   #13
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Oh I know that you have no sense of humor
Hey! I do... it's just weird and dry... kind of like Sedona.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:41 PM   #14
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There is something familiar about....or never mind.

Someone needs a comb and it aint Azoom
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:42 PM   #15
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Hey! I do... it's just weird and dry... kind of like Sedona.
Weird and dry doesn't even begin to explain it.






Sedona, that is.
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:01 PM   #16
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Someone needs a comb and it aint Azoom
I have more hair than Azoom.

I put a comb in it in 1973. Haven't seen it since.

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Old 07-19-2009, 01:04 PM   #17
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Sucks I missed you Jesus.

When I got there, azoomm was inside this fence and some dude did a stoppie and pecked his helmet up against her face. What a way to meet zoomie. LOL.

She also got me a demo on the new 800GS and the 650GS. So on the day I bought my 1200GS, I rode all the GS bikes.

The 650 felt like my 50 on how nimble the bike was, except it didn't have the "wobble of death" like the 50 has cause of the small 10" wheels.


The 800 was just pure inbred fun. It felt like a sportbike. It felt a little small to me, but I had just spent 6 hours of slab riding on the 1200, so most things would feel small.

The 1200, I am a very happy buyer. I had a blast the whole ride down the interstate. This was exactly what I wanted out of a bike when I sold the RR. It's not a slouch in the twisties and it is one hell of a touring bike. Much much satisfied beemer owner.
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:04 PM   #18
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did you me him walk on water to prove who he was?!
Couldn't find any water.

Had to walk on Scotch instead.

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Old 07-19-2009, 01:06 PM   #19
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Sucks I missed you Jesus.
Yeah, I had some shit up come yesterday I had to take care of.

Grats on the new ride!

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Old 07-19-2009, 01:06 PM   #20
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Couldn't find any water.

Had to walk on Scotch instead.

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Bah... that's easy... you just have to know where the peat clumps are.
(or the ice cubes, but I wouldn't dare suggest such a thing)
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