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Old 02-10-2011, 11:46 PM   #11
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I'm wondering if that ferret might have been part pit bull....
Yeah no shit.

And I could see how this went down...Both parents are sleeping, kid starts screaming, 30 seconds later they both wake up and are saying to each other...go check on the baby...no you go check on the baby I gotta work tomorrow. This goes on for a few minutes. They go to his room to find out the animal is feasting on finger number 7. Procrastinators.
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Old 02-11-2011, 12:59 AM   #12
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Damn.......to grow up with only 3 fingers.......that's fucked up
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Old 02-11-2011, 01:51 AM   #13
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I knew I was right to never trust ferrets.
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Old 02-11-2011, 10:45 AM   #14
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Dayum !! Agree about keeping the Ferret in a cage when you're not playing with it or whatever the fvck you do with a Ferret. The parents do need to be locked up but then this poor kid already missing 7 fingers grows up with no parents. What a messed up situation...geez.

Leave the Pitbulls and Pythons out of it...they didn't do anything...this time.
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Old 02-11-2011, 11:52 AM   #15
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Perhaps it was an accident and the ferret escaped its cage?

Still fucking crazy though, I feel horrible for the poor child
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Old 02-11-2011, 11:57 AM   #16
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Perhaps it was an accident and the ferret escaped its cage?
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Old 02-11-2011, 11:59 AM   #17
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Which three? Might still be enough to jerk off and that's really all you need
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:19 PM   #18
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Which three? Might still be enough to jerk off and that's really all you need
Um that may be all that YOU need....., and you only need three to bowl...the kid could rule as a pro bowler some day!


If he's REALLY lucky, it's these three...
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:24 PM   #19
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Um that may be all that YOU need....., and you only need three to bowl...the kid could rule as a pro bowler some day!


If he's REALLY lucky, it's these three...
I get no complaints. Remember those grand prix ads with the eskimos? Yeah its like that
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I get no complaints. Remember those grand prix ads with the eskimos? Yeah its like that
Well as long as you keep sprinkling lemon juice on her tampons you won't...
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