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Old 12-24-2009, 10:41 AM   #1
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Old 12-24-2009, 10:43 AM   #2
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Old 12-24-2009, 12:59 PM   #3
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If duck porn isnt your thing, then what about back tits.
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Old 12-24-2009, 10:03 AM   #4
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With sets of cylindrical glass tubes shaped into clockwise or anti-clockwise spirals, they tested how easily the penis advanced through various vaginal configurations. The clockwise vaginas managed to stop the intruding organ, protecting the female duck form unwanted advances.
Wow, a clockwise tube made it harder for an anticlockwise dick to get into. That really needed proof. Dumbasses.
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Old 12-24-2009, 12:08 PM   #5
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His penis. It looka likea this.
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Old 12-24-2009, 12:41 PM   #6
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WOW!!! And here I am getting shit for the shit I post.....
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Old 12-24-2009, 12:50 PM   #7
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60 million years of dinosaur evolution teaches us that the best way to get some , is rape.
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Old 12-24-2009, 12:51 PM   #8
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WOW!!! And here I am getting shit for the shit I post.....
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Old 12-24-2009, 01:04 PM   #9
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WOW!!! And here I am getting shit for the shit I post.....
I don't post ghost cock, i post duck cock. You can eat my cock and nobody would think anything of it. People like the way my cock tastes and arn't scared of the sight of it like they are with your cock

And just for shits and giggles here is elephant dick

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Old 12-24-2009, 01:05 PM   #10
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I don't post ghost cock, i post duck cock. You can eat my cock and nobody would think anything of it.

And just for shits and giggles here is elephant dick


Stroke it.....................yea. Just like that.
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