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Old 02-28-2010, 11:57 PM   #11
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or drifts into the action and slices your soldier.
or going deep and grinding. eff that
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:04 AM   #12
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It would be like rubbing your dick on asphalt.

She waxed for a reason, why make it bumpy?
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:39 AM   #13
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I'm good, thanks.
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:43 AM   #14
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I'm sure some dudes on here would like their A holes assjazzled.
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:43 AM   #15
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I think I'd rather just see skin there, that looks like about as much fun as surfing asphalt naked at 140mph.
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:09 PM   #16
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I'm sure some dudes on here would like their A holes assjazzled.
I think I know who.
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:15 PM   #17
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Thomo probably already has an appointment.
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:55 PM   #18
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Thomo probably already has an appointment.
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:39 PM   #19
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Fucking stupid. But I bet it'll be a hit with the strippers. Like the glitter isn't enough.
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:12 PM   #20
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Not to mention the choking hazard
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