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Old 09-30-2011, 01:13 PM   #11
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You have to learn to enjoy them properly. Such as taking a seat in front of Victoria's Secret. Or Frederick's if you want to see the freaky women!
That doesn't work here, you just see women you never want to see in that type of undergarments. Bad mental images galour.
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:21 PM   #12
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That doesn't work here, you just see women you never want to see in that type of undergarments. Bad mental images galour.
That can be true. Maybe try the Pink place and look for sluts in training
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:23 PM   #13
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You have to learn to enjoy them properly. Such as taking a seat in front of Victoria's Secret. Or Frederick's if you want to see the freaky women!
The ones who shop in the outlet stores are depressingly vanilla
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Old 09-30-2011, 03:27 PM   #14
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It scares me that there is a site called: One Million Moms.

Get a job you boring ass hoes. Shit.
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Old 10-02-2011, 02:59 AM   #15
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F'in BS... 1million moms needs to shut their pie holes and do the following...

If you're a fat hoe and most of you are... then you need to just pack more ice cream fatness into that hole you call your mouth.

If you're a decent lookin bietch, you need to open a mouth hug parlor.
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Old 10-02-2011, 03:08 AM   #16
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I skimmed over this...are they complaining about some chick in a bikini? If so get a fucking life. Jesus.
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:31 AM   #17
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I skimmed over this...are they complaining about some chick in a bikini? If so get a fucking life. Jesus.
Think of it like this, a million mothers with nothing better to do than sit on a computer all day while daddy is at work. They're likely chubby, cranky, warthogs who think the world revolves around them and their shitty kids.

You know the ones I'm talking about, they have 5000 pictures of their kids sitting on the floor on FB..
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:37 AM   #18
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Think of it like this, a million mothers with nothing better to do than sit on a computer all day while daddy is at work. They're likely chubby, cranky, warthogs who think the world revolves around them and their shitty kids.

You know the ones I'm talking about, they have 5000 pictures of their kids sitting on the floor on FB..
Nailed it.
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Old 10-02-2011, 12:33 PM   #19
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Think of it like this, a million mothers with nothing better to do than sit on a computer all day while daddy is at work. They're likely chubby, cranky, warthogs who think the world revolves around them and their shitty kids.

You know the ones I'm talking about, they have 5000 pictures of their kids sitting on the floor on FB..
absolutely agree but, you forgot to mention how they consider themselves to be an absolute model individual, whose morals and ethics are far superior to those who would degrade the world by allowing such trash as this be put on TV.
seriously when you talk to them it is always "I wouldn't allow that in my home" or "I wouldn't encourage that for anyone's child" which should be understood to mean, if "I" wouldn't approve of it no one should do it, because "I" matter damn it.
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:55 AM   #20
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absolutely agree but, you forgot to mention how they consider themselves to be an absolute model individual, whose morals and ethics are far superior to those who would degrade the world by allowing such trash as this be put on TV.
seriously when you talk to them it is always "I wouldn't allow that in my home" or "I wouldn't encourage that for anyone's child" which should be understood to mean, if "I" wouldn't approve of it no one should do it, because "I" matter damn it.
Yeah - I know several of those. They drank like fish and screwed like rabbits in college, too.

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