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Old 11-01-2009, 10:59 PM   #11
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30) you claim you cant ride the twisties cause the bike wasnt made for it but still claim to be a better rider then all of your friends <----- i actually have a friend that does this
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:27 AM   #12
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31) If it's not stretched, its CRAP!
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:55 AM   #13
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:39 AM   #14
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33- You've got a paint-matched helmet hanging off the side of the bike that has never actually been on anyone's head
34- Your shift lever has a color-coordinated sock so it won't scuff your sneakers
35- Your front end is lowered and strapped to the point of not actually absorbing any shocks.
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Old 11-02-2009, 01:49 PM   #15
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36) You weigh between 275-390lbs, and none of it is muscle.
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:11 PM   #16
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33- You've got a paint-matched helmet hanging off the side of the bike
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:39 PM   #17
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37) You hold a land speed record for open wheeled motorcycles over 1300cc
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:44 PM   #18
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37) You hold a land speed record for open wheeled motorcycles over 1300cc
Come on! Nobody with a busa has ever exceeded 12mph. Beyond that speed, the honeys can't scope you as well.
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:57 PM   #19
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38) You're wearing a wife beater, Nike Airs, Cargo shorts, and an Icon helmet.
39) You start off with both feet down and leave them there until you hit 20 mph
40) You won't ride it on the highway but if the road is straight enough you try to hit highway speeds in town
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:21 AM   #20
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41) Your back tire looks like this....


42) Women like to take their clothes off next to your bike....for no reason. It just feels right!
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