Farting Thread - Page 2

Flexin · 11-18-2009, 07:15 PM

I am a farter....let 'er rip!

It has been passed down from my mothers side. My grandmother could open doors with it.

James

wildchild · 11-19-2009, 09:11 AM

i can clear a room at will, if the noise from one end doesn't get you the smell from the other will. LOL

nothing compared to my g/f though. she cleared a floor at Sears.

LeeNetworX · 11-19-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by neebelung

I cannot burp for the life of me.

I can rapid-fire burp at will.

karl_1052 · 11-19-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

JC

Bluestreak · 11-19-2009, 10:38 AM

I farted several times while reading this thread.

marko138 · 11-19-2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

JC

Epic burn.

HokieDNA01 · 11-19-2009, 10:56 AM

I'm with Neebs...I can't burp at all. I just tell people the hot air comes out my ears. Kerry would say otherwise.

Papa_Complex · 11-19-2009, 11:00 AM

I plan on just holding it all in until I hit 50, then exploding.

marko138 · 11-19-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I plan on just holding it all in until I hit 50, then exploding.

You might be able to blast off into outer space!

Sean · 11-19-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by neebelung

I cannot burp for the life of me. Sad, but true. I can drink warm Coke, a buncha beer

doesn't matter, can't burp. When I DO manage a good burp, Chris applauds me.

Ditto, thought I was weird.

I used to fart like the dickens, but I did a fast / cleanse recently and now I'm not such a gassy bastard.

View Poll Results: Farter? Burper? Mixture of both?
I am a farter....let 'er rip!	8	27.59%
Buuuurrrrrp!	2	6.90%
Fart fart burp fart burp burp!	13	44.83%
Tater's whore of an ex wife once burped and farted on me.	6	20.69%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

11-18-2009, 07:15 PM	#11
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	I am a farter....let 'er rip! It has been passed down from my mothers side. My grandmother could open doors with it. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

11-19-2009, 10:38 AM	#15
Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	I farted several times while reading this thread. __________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

11-19-2009, 10:56 AM	#17
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	I'm with Neebs...I can't burp at all. I just tell people the hot air comes out my ears. Kerry would say otherwise. __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

11-19-2009, 11:00 AM	#18
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	I plan on just holding it all in until I hit 50, then exploding. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

11-19-2009, 09:11 AM	#12
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	i can clear a room at will, if the noise from one end doesn't get you the smell from the other will. LOL nothing compared to my g/f though. she cleared a floor at Sears.