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Old 04-30-2010, 02:24 PM   #1
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I can't tell you how many times I've been called Gary. Why, I have no idea.
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Old 05-02-2010, 10:07 PM   #2
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:06 PM   #3
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Kenneth Noisewater.
For real? You are an enigma...
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:10 PM   #4
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Kenneth Noisewater.
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."







I am the last of my kind. I am no one, yet I am some one. I am the slight whistle in the wind you hear. I am the chirp in the night. I wonder where yet to be wondered. I do not sleep for I am not living. I watch as if I am meant to watch. I listen to what is meant to be heard. I see beyond what can be seen. I am the light in total blackness. I am the silence before the storm. The light between the clouds. I am among you, yet I do not walk beside you. I dream of dreams so you can dream. I help when I am not wanted. I exhale so you can breath. I cry so you do not have to. I sing so you can smile. I think so you can imagine. I give when there is nothing to give. I follow so you can lead. I whisper so you can be calm. I carry you so you do not tire. I hurt so you do not feel pain. I am no one so you can be someone.

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Old 05-02-2010, 11:50 PM   #5
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I am the last of my kind. I am no one, yet I am some one. I am the slight whistle in the wind you hear. I am the chirp in the night. I wonder where yet to be wondered. I do not sleep for I am not living. I watch as if I am meant to watch. I listen to what is meant to be heard. I see beyond what can be seen. I am the light in total blackness. I am the silence before the storm. The light between the clouds. I am among you, yet I do not walk beside you. I dream of dreams so you can dream. I help when I am not wanted. I exhale so you can breath. I cry so you do not have to. I sing so you can smile. I think so you can imagine. I give when there is nothing to give. I follow so you can lead. I whisper so you can be calm. I carry you so you do not tire. I hurt so you do not feel pain. I am no one so you can be someone.

I'm gonna call you Bob for short.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:36 AM   #6
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I am the last of my kind. I am no one, yet I am some one. I am the slight whistle in the wind you hear. I am the chirp in the night. I wonder where yet to be wondered. I do not sleep for I am not living. I watch as if I am meant to watch. I listen to what is meant to be heard. I see beyond what can be seen. I am the light in total blackness. I am the silence before the storm. The light between the clouds. I am among you, yet I do not walk beside you. I dream of dreams so you can dream. I help when I am not wanted. I exhale so you can breath. I cry so you do not have to. I sing so you can smile. I think so you can imagine. I give when there is nothing to give. I follow so you can lead. I whisper so you can be calm. I carry you so you do not tire. I hurt so you do not feel pain. I am no one so you can be someone.
Fucking stalker.

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Old 04-30-2010, 03:23 PM   #7
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real name is Ace.
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:24 AM   #9
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:08 AM   #10
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