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Old 01-09-2013, 06:56 PM   #1
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Her ass is so fucking terrible, it makes me think I could make it as a eBay car model.
Probably explains why she's pressing it against the fender in the first pic....To make it look like it's got any shape whatsoever
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:25 PM   #2
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The bar for sexy is officially subterranean.
I'll say! First it calls HER

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Sounds like some Reddit teen who's last vagina encounter was the one having him escaping it's birth canal.
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:23 PM   #3
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A guy at work has that exact same car, and the parking lot is pretty non-descript, so I was afraid to look at the location on eBay.
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Old 01-15-2013, 02:17 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:51 AM   #5
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:23 AM   #6
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:36 AM   #7
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:04 PM   #8
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This, my friend Drewpy, is ass.
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:01 PM   #10
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