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Old 07-22-2009, 01:02 PM   #11
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Bitch tried to steal the sheets.

His gut reaction was the right reaction.
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:18 PM   #12
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If idiots like this are so paranoid and shooting everything that bumps in the night why don't they just get a couple of dogs?

NOBODY, ninja or otherwise, will EVER get into my house at night without me knowing. Hell, I'll have time to disassemble my 1911 .45, make sure its clean, reassemble, load it and then confront the burglars...or what's left of them.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:10 PM   #13
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A boob job will fix anything.
Your wife getting one after you tell her?
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:27 PM   #14
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Your wife getting one after you tell her?
Fuck no, she doesn't need one. I happy with D's
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:43 PM   #15
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Murder is cheaper than divorce.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:44 PM   #16
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He should shoot her again, but this time actually mean it. That will fix it for sure.
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Old 07-22-2009, 04:29 PM   #17
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he'll be sleeping in the garage for the forseeable future
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Old 07-22-2009, 07:13 PM   #18
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Murder is cheaper than divorce.
And with the sentences, I mean alimony payments, the jail time for murder is shorter too.
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Old 07-22-2009, 09:16 PM   #19
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Unbelieveable. I say this guy is just a little too paranoid.
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Old 07-22-2009, 09:37 PM   #20
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Be aware of your target and what's beyond it.

He didn't follow a basic firearms safety rule.
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