Nicknames - Page 2

EpyonXero · 12-30-2009, 05:37 PM

In highschool most of my firends had good nicknames, I can only remember a few of them right now:

Munchies (this kid Chris who once said he had the munchies and we never let it go, he hated that name)
Gina (real name was Justin but we all called him Gina, not sure why)
Pops ( this kid Hector who had a full beard in 10th grade, we used to say "Hey pops how are the kids?")

G-Dub (friend of mine now whos initials are G.W.)

defector · 12-30-2009, 05:44 PM

Joe Dub

Billdo

McDouchey

Johnny Rottencrotch

Rangerscott · 12-30-2009, 05:50 PM

Me.

Dead eye Dick - from my huntin days
Tick - When we were kids, we'd rassle and I'd latch on to my victim.

People.

Asshole - I love this cause anybody can be an asshole.

Mrs. Colleen · 12-30-2009, 06:00 PM

My friends in high school used to call me Shorty...they thought it was hilarious because I am 5'11''.

There was a guy in high school that we called Dave. I am pretty sure that his name was Tim but he was too shy to tell my friend his names so we called him Dave.

dReWpY · 12-30-2009, 07:12 PM

mine:
drewpy
thrill
fugi
wam
drew peacock

others
goober
bitch ass bitch
smalls
slut
fro
sags
bd
ho
nips
fingerpot
uni
tye
joby
blowbe
kicker

Amorok · 12-30-2009, 08:47 PM

Insulting nicknames are a long-held military tradition. And the more of a douche you are, the worse it gets. You also can't give yourself a cool nickname EVER. So when your friend starts trying to get you to call him Diesel you have to immediately let everyone know they should refer to said friend as Sheet Stain. Forever.

The whole Punisher thing started a long time ago, since then there's been Chickenhawk and Chappy.

As for other people, I like to give out nicknames. I mostly do it at the pizza place. Here are the kids I work with.

Stacy (his real name is Zak, but his mom's hot)
Jimmy (couldn't remember his real name at first, and he looks like a Jimmy)
Clop-Top (kid has some weird hair and looks like Carrot Top)
Norm (Fat Guy that kind of looks like George Wendt)
Jailbait (17 year old flirts way too much)
Jolly Green (the guy is huge)
Fearless Leader (the new douchebag manager)

askmrjesus · 12-30-2009, 09:27 PM

I still go by the last nickname given to me...

Before that, it was Doc, because I performed an emergency tracheotomy on a kid who got a fish bone stuck in his throat, and he actually lived to tell the tale. I used a Buck knife and the hollow handle from a disposal razor. It was messy. Lots of screaming. The screaming came from the people watching, the fish bone kid wasn't able to scream at time, which is why I stabbed him in the throat with a Buck knife to begin with.

I learned how to do it from a M*A*S*H* episode.

Lucky for him I watched a lot of TV back then.

Names I've given:

The Bump

Slits (half Chinese, half Irishman)

Crispy (he was a burn victim, but he had a sense of humor)

Fingers (he was missing some)

Hammer Time (guy I hit with a hammer,

)

JC

Amber Lamps · 12-30-2009, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi

I'll play.

The Nicknames I have given people usually have something to do with their names:

Beck
Riss
Asshole
#1 Bitch
Dee
Kell

And Im sure Im missing a few.

Those given to me:

Silver Lady
The Chi

Rae
Raer
Spider Monkey
Sis

Um....Rae Rae is my nick name for you...

racedoll · 12-30-2009, 09:41 PM

Can't think of that many right now.
Grass
Ragu
Mish
Bubby
LuLu

Mine
Care Bear or Bear Bear (my younger brother and sister, then nieces and nephews couldn't say Kara when they were little)

Papa_Complex · 12-30-2009, 09:47 PM

No one has ever been able to make a nickname stick on me but I hear, "Hey fuckhead!" with some frequency.

12-30-2009, 05:44 PM	#12
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	Joe Dub Billdo McDouchey Johnny Rottencrotch __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

12-30-2009, 08:47 PM	#16
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Insulting nicknames are a long-held military tradition. And the more of a douche you are, the worse it gets. You also can't give yourself a cool nickname EVER. So when your friend starts trying to get you to call him Diesel you have to immediately let everyone know they should refer to said friend as Sheet Stain. Forever. The whole Punisher thing started a long time ago, since then there's been Chickenhawk and Chappy. As for other people, I like to give out nicknames. I mostly do it at the pizza place. Here are the kids I work with. Stacy (his real name is Zak, but his mom's hot) Jimmy (couldn't remember his real name at first, and he looks like a Jimmy) Clop-Top (kid has some weird hair and looks like Carrot Top) Norm (Fat Guy that kind of looks like George Wendt) Jailbait (17 year old flirts way too much) Jolly Green (the guy is huge) Fearless Leader (the new douchebag manager) __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-30-2009, 09:27 PM	#17
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I still go by the last nickname given to me... Before that, it was Doc, because I performed an emergency tracheotomy on a kid who got a fish bone stuck in his throat, and he actually lived to tell the tale. I used a Buck knife and the hollow handle from a disposal razor. It was messy. Lots of screaming. The screaming came from the people watching, the fish bone kid wasn't able to scream at time, which is why I stabbed him in the throat with a Buck knife to begin with. I learned how to do it from a MASH episode. Lucky for him I watched a lot of TV back then. Names I've given: The Bump Slits (half Chinese, half Irishman) Crispy (he was a burn victim, but he had a sense of humor) Fingers (he was missing some) Hammer Time (guy I hit with a hammer, ) JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

12-30-2009, 09:47 PM	#20
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	No one has ever been able to make a nickname stick on me but I hear, "Hey fuckhead!" with some frequency. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

12-30-2009, 05:37 PM	#11
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	In highschool most of my firends had good nicknames, I can only remember a few of them right now: Munchies (this kid Chris who once said he had the munchies and we never let it go, he hated that name) Gina (real name was Justin but we all called him Gina, not sure why) Pops ( this kid Hector who had a full beard in 10th grade, we used to say "Hey pops how are the kids?") G-Dub (friend of mine now whos initials are G.W.)

12-30-2009, 05:50 PM	#13
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Me. Dead eye Dick - from my huntin days Tick - When we were kids, we'd rassle and I'd latch on to my victim. People. Asshole - I love this cause anybody can be an asshole.

12-30-2009, 09:41 PM	#19
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Can't think of that many right now. Grass Ragu Mish Bubby LuLu Mine Care Bear or Bear Bear (my younger brother and sister, then nieces and nephews couldn't say Kara when they were little)