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Old 05-01-2009, 12:45 PM   #11
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible."
- Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature

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Old 05-01-2009, 12:47 PM   #12
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Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

If that's true, I kind of feel sorry for her.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:51 PM   #13
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That's always a bad day right there.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible."
- Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature

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Old 05-01-2009, 01:08 PM   #14
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I had to stop reading them last night, I was crying and couldn't sit up straight - my ribs hurt today I laughed so hard. going back in a little while to read more!
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:50 PM   #15
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:57 PM   #16
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Old 05-01-2009, 03:03 PM   #17
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Old 05-01-2009, 04:13 PM   #18
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(405): I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.



Great find LL.

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Old 05-01-2009, 04:28 PM   #19
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible."
- Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature

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Old 05-01-2009, 05:07 PM   #20
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(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
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(650): sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
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(202): Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.




This is the stupidist BS I've ever wasted time reading....
but I can't stop.
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