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Old 07-23-2008, 01:36 AM   #2881
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that would have been classic. Similarly, I almost sent something x-rated to a work associate by mistake once.... yikes.
I had to rearrange my boss' entry because he was right next to another whore than sends me naked pics all the time. There were a couple drunken close calls.

I wonder if I could call Verizon and be like, "So I need to take back a pix-flix message cause I just sent a pic of my throbbing, veiny dork to my god-fearing, church-going mother."
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:45 AM   #2882
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I just sent a pic of my throbbing, veiny mother to my god-fearing, church-going dork.
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:42 AM   #2883
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the size of the mouth is a dead give away in Iding the juviniels
yeah, his coloring is similar to a warmouth but the jaw aint nearly big enough
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:24 PM   #2884
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I had to rearrange my boss' entry because he was right next to another whore than sends me naked pics all the time. There were a couple drunken close calls.

I wonder if I could call Verizon and be like, "So I need to take back a pix-flix message cause I just sent a pic of my throbbing, veiny dork to my god-fearing, church-going mother."
Ummm, nooooo. It's FCC regs that Verizon has no idea what you send through text, pic, or video message...... Sorry. You could try but I think you would be on speaker throughout the call center with 100's of peeps laughing...... Nice one though..... Once you send the message there's no going back.
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Old 07-25-2008, 12:31 AM   #2885
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Old 07-25-2008, 12:34 AM   #2886
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fucking water heater... it started fucking leaking...
now i need a new one, and quick...

guess what i'll be doing tomorrow and this weekend.
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taking an acetelyne torch to comonboy's bathwater?
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Old 07-25-2008, 07:48 AM   #2888
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I almost just texted a video of me whackin' off to my mom.

Reminder... Relocate Monica in my contacts on my phone.



I had to do the same thing.
My man has the same name as his dad.
I have had a few close calls myself!
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:31 AM   #2889
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fucking water heater... it started fucking leaking...
now i need a new one, and quick...

guess what i'll be doing tomorrow and this weekend.
That's what I've been doing yesterday and am about to start doing today. My parents own an 8-plex of apartment and have had a few leaks and busts, so my dad, another guy, and me are going through and redoing all of the piping on 2 of them this week, then 2 more upstairs ones next week.
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:52 AM   #2890
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I had to do the same thing.
My man has the same name as his dad.
I have had a few close calls myself!
It's a cruel, unfair world that your man and I do not share the same name... and you have a pesky attention to detail thing going on...
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