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Old 05-01-2009, 07:27 PM   #21
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Oh man am I gonna get in trouble when my boss sees me on this every day for the rest of my career.
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:50 PM   #22
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My girlfriend almost texted her dad... "Also, do we have any condoms for tonight" when she was trying to text me. I'm glad she didn't because I really didn't feel like having some fucker fly down from Chicago to beat my ass.
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:53 PM   #23
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My girlfriend almost texted her dad... "Also, do we have any condoms for tonight" when she was trying to text me. I'm glad she didn't because I really didn't feel like having some fucker fly down from Chicago to beat my ass.
Dude this is why a triple check the name before I press send when texting my husband
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:31 PM   #24
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Dude this is why a triple check the name before I press send when texting my husband
She just sent me a text saying "Make sure you have some condoms. If not I can stop at the store and get some". I sent one back "This is your dad". It'll probably take her a second to get it.
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:35 PM   #25
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She just sent me a text saying "Make sure you have some condoms. If not I can stop at the store and get some". I sent one back "This is your dad". It'll probably take her a second to get it.
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Dangerous-o when sending inappropriate things.....
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:23 PM   #26
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In my address book list it goes:

Dad
Dan(father in law)
Daniel(husband)

Dangerous-o when sending inappropriate things.....
haha - that must lead to moments of drunken hilarity
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Old 05-02-2009, 07:41 PM   #27
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In my address book list it goes:

Dad
Dan(father in law)
Daniel(husband)

Dangerous-o when sending inappropriate things.....
She said she freaked out when she got that message and thought she was busted.

I called my boss drunk one night at 3am because he was next to a girls name that I knew.
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Old 05-02-2009, 07:54 PM   #28
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Old 05-02-2009, 08:01 PM   #29
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This douche stopped by our work area last week to rip on one of my co-workers...I INTENDED to send an I/M to that co-worker saying "Jesus, that guy is a fucking prick....."

Instead, I sent it to my boss.... He replied "What?! I wasn't even OUT there!!"

Not one of my more shining moments...
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This douche stopped by our work area last week to rip on one of my co-workers...I INTENDED to send an I/M to that co-worker saying "Jesus, that guy is a fucking prick....."

Instead, I sent it to my boss.... He replied "What?! I wasn't even OUT there!!"

Not one of my more shining moments...
I did that once, but instead of to my boss, I sent it to the person I was talking about

That was an intersting day at work, since the one I was complaining about, sits right next to me.
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