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Old 07-15-2010, 12:24 PM   #21
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Yo mama so hairy she shaves her legs with a weed wacker.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:26 PM   #22
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Yo mama so ugly you and Trip must be brothers.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:28 PM   #23
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Yo mama so stupid she was fired from the M &M factory for throwing away the "W"s...
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:29 PM   #24
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Yo mama so blind she stuck her head up her ass and still couldn't see shit.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:34 PM   #25
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Yo mama so ugly an angry mob of Frankensteins stormed her house.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:36 PM   #26
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Yo mama so ugly when you were born the doctor tied her tubes for free.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:39 PM   #27
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Yo mama so ugly, stupid, and fat that she is often mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:09 PM   #28
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Yo mama is so fat when she dances, the band skips
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:21 PM   #29
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Yo mama so skinny Sally Struthers filmed a Christian Children's Fund commercial out in front of her house.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:22 PM   #30
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Yo mama so skinny Ethiopia sent her a care package.
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