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Old 01-11-2009, 08:55 AM   #21
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friggin' ouch


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Old 01-11-2009, 11:49 AM   #22
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If it was gout, it would be your big toe of the right foot that would be the first "sign". Since its the "Mayonaise Toe" as you so aptly put, I would suspect that you'll want to get yourself a new set of stilettos one size larger for that favorite party dress of yours.
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:02 PM   #23
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Gout? Less meat, less beer [I know, I know], more cherries.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:18 PM   #24
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Gout? Less meat, less beer [I know, I know], more cherries.

Dude, you can never change your avatar. You're fuggin' with my head

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Old 01-11-2009, 06:47 PM   #25
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Wasn't me. Trip vandalized my profile.

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Old 01-11-2009, 06:53 PM   #26
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Wasn't me. Trip vandalized my profile.

Tell him I want my lamb back.

It's almost dinner time.

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Old 01-11-2009, 07:00 PM   #27
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I'm sure we could find a centurian somewhere that would take that toe off for you AMJ
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Old 01-11-2009, 10:38 PM   #28
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Wasn't me. Trip vandalized my profile.

ah. okay then.
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Old 01-11-2009, 10:51 PM   #29
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I was wondering Av.....

And btw, mrjesus... cant you perform some miracle on your own toe, or call on your father for blessing or something???
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:08 PM   #30
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And btw, mrjesus... cant you perform some miracle on your own toe, or call on your father for blessing or something???
probably keeps turning into loaves and fishes which is just as bad with a REAL cat around.
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