texts from last night - Page 3

Flexin · 09-22-2009, 08:46 PM

(802): My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
(516): is she hot?
(802): She is now

(970): I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off

James

Hydrant · 09-21-2009, 12:18 AM

(819): its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger

(780): Did we use protection last night?
(1-780): Um, no...keep in touch, okay?

(937): i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot

Leon · 09-22-2009, 10:59 PM

(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

Archren · 09-23-2009, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leon

(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

Bluestreak · 09-23-2009, 05:32 PM

(270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

AND

(225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
(1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

Flexin · 09-23-2009, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluestreak

(270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

AND

(225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
(1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

LOL

James

Flexin · 09-23-2009, 06:44 PM

(902): How did people poop without Blackberrys?
(416): Motorola Razers?
(902): Stone age, man.

James

Flexin · 09-23-2009, 11:57 PM

(214): I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
(1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope

James

marko138 · 09-24-2009, 09:07 AM

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Flexin · 09-24-2009, 11:11 AM

(915): so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
(1-915): who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me

(931): so today I found out that she used to be a he....
(1-931): are you gonna get a divorce?

James

09-22-2009, 08:46 PM	#1
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(802): My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college (516): is she hot? (802): She is now (970): I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-22-2009, 10:59 PM	#3
Leon WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 648	(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt? __________________ Loz is a BIG FAT F*CK

09-23-2009, 05:32 PM	#5
Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	(270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her AND (225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room (1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom? __________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

09-23-2009, 06:44 PM	#7
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(902): How did people poop without Blackberrys? (416): Motorola Razers? (902): Stone age, man. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-23-2009, 11:57 PM	#8
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(214): I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited (1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-21-2009, 12:18 AM	#2
Hydrant WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Moto: 2003 Suzuki TL1000R, 2002 Honda CBR 600 F4i Posts: 660	(819): its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger (780): Did we use protection last night? (1-780): Um, no...keep in touch, okay? (937): i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot

09-24-2009, 11:11 AM	#10
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(915): so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on (1-915): who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me (931): so today I found out that she used to be a he.... (1-931): are you gonna get a divorce? James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"