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Old 12-15-2009, 05:39 PM   #21
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:11 PM   #22
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:12 PM   #23
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Nope, that last dude isn't gay at all.
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:15 PM   #24
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Nope, that last dude isn't gay at all.
He's a low level writer for a popular sports TV network that does its own programs, totally gay
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:36 PM   #25
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" If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start randomly dropping anvils from the sky onto your head. To change this option, go to Settings --> Blacksmith Settings --> Forge Tools, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Anvil.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see."
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:43 PM   #26
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"This important info was sent by a friend: URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends. "
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 12-17-2009, 10:15 AM   #27
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Old 12-17-2009, 11:09 AM   #28
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" If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start randomly dropping anvils from the sky onto your head. To change this option, go to Settings --> Blacksmith Settings --> Forge Tools, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Anvil.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see."
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Old 12-17-2009, 01:21 PM   #29
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"This important info was sent by a friend: URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends. "
I'm using that one.
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Old 12-17-2009, 01:25 PM   #30
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I'm using that one.
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If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.
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If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start forcing all your friends to post funny variations on the Google Indexing rumor that ran rampant yesterday. To change this option, go to Settings --> Gullible Friends --> Post Silly Parodies, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Duh.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and...
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