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Old 12-23-2010, 04:17 PM   #21
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Take him to a strip club and get him 2 dances....that's 40 right there and there is no hooker involved!
his gf does that for free and she looks better then most strippers I've seen. LOL
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Old 12-23-2010, 04:27 PM   #22
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his gf does that for free and she looks better then most strippers I've seen. LOL
Doesn't mean he wouldn't still appreciate a stripper. Just sayin.
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Old 12-23-2010, 04:41 PM   #23
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Doesn't mean he wouldn't still appreciate a stripper. Just sayin.
The girl speaks the truth!
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Old 12-23-2010, 06:01 PM   #24
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Don't buy the dance right away. Its best to let her grind your dick free of charge for a few minutes thinking she's influencing a sale
I don't think we need to state the obvious.
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Old 12-23-2010, 06:03 PM   #25
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....his gf does that for free and she looks better then most strippers I've seen. LOL
Maybe Wisconsin strippers.
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Old 12-23-2010, 06:46 PM   #26
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his gf does that for free and she looks better then most strippers I've seen. LOL
Dad, you just got a little creepy... just a little.
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Old 12-23-2010, 06:49 PM   #27
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What video games does he currently have? That could help with a suggestion for a new game.
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Old 12-23-2010, 07:10 PM   #28
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Dad, you just got a little creepy... just a little.


WTF? His son is 20. Therefore his sons gf is 18-22. Fair game.
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Old 12-23-2010, 07:17 PM   #29
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WTF? His son is 20. Therefore his sons gf is 18-22. Fair game.
I didn't say it was wrong, just creepy.
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Old 12-23-2010, 07:41 PM   #30
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Subscription to maxim..its close enough porn.
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