My Pear

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Stop fucking them and you'll stop mushing them. Try a watermelon instead, it should hold up better.

Yeah ur right, I DO need to find something bigger, considering...

[Papa_Complex]

Well THAT was a complete non starter of a thread. Alzheimer's patient misplaces his pear.

Now if it had been a thread about soundly trouncing a refrigerator grazer at the office......

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Yeah ur right, I DO need to find something bigger, considering...

So you are saying you like 'em big? Chubby chaser?

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Well THAT was a complete non starter of a thread. Alzheimer's patient misplaces his pear.

Now if it had been a thread about soundly trouncing a refrigerator grazer at the office......

i caught one sneaking off with some of my food a couple times. first time i politey asked him not to do that. second time I berated the hell out of him in front of everyone. one guy that witnessed it still walks as far away from me as possible and says excuse me when he passes. that was the last time my food was snatched.

still haven't figured out why on my reviews they say I don't use proper office etiqutte. if that means letting people eat my food it aint happening. LOL

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by wildchild

i caught one sneaking off with some of my food a couple times. first time i politey asked him not to do that. second time I berated the hell out of him in front of everyone. one guy that witnessed it still walks as far away from me as possible and says excuse me when he passes. that was the last time my food was snatched.

still haven't figured out why on my reviews they say I don't use proper office etiqutte. if that means letting people eat my food it aint happening. LOL

I worked at a small computer manufacturing company where the sales manager would unashamedly graze the fridge. He said if it was there for more than a day, it was his. Needless to say I never kept anything in it when I heard him say that. I kept a cooler bag with cold packs at my desk. The branch manager wouldn't do a thing about it and thought that it was funny.

[AquaPython]

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I worked at a small computer manufacturing company where the sales manager would unashamedly graze the fridge. He said if it was there for more than a day, it was his. Needless to say I never kept anything in it when I heard him say that. I kept a cooler bag with cold packs at my desk. The branch manager wouldn't do a thing about it and thought that it was funny.

thats when you leave food laced with laxatives in the fridge. Then it gets REAL funny

[sherri_chickie]

Someone used to steal my sisters lunch out of her locker at school all the time until she made a nice little ex-lax brownie.... Never had it happen again!!

When I was teaching in Texas someone stole the shrimp out of a co-workers half eaten shrimp salad that was in the fridge... JUST THE SHRIMP! EWWWWW

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Dave

thats when you leave food laced with laxatives in the fridge. Then it gets REAL funny

I had a better one; setting off the alarm on my K75RT remotely, when he went to sit his girlfriend's kid on it without asking me. That sucker was LOUD. So was the kid

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by sherri_chickie

Someone used to steal my sisters lunch out of her locker at school all the time until she made a nice little ex-lax brownie.... Never had it happen again!!

That's when you rig something to fall when the thief opens it.

By the way, most idiots don't reset their comb's after closing their locker. Makes for an easy walk-by spin and open.