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Old 11-04-2009, 11:44 AM   #31
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I had an older woman bitch me out for parking in a "Car Space" yesterday at the grocery store. She kept yelling about how I shouldn't be taking up spaces for cars with my "toy"... until I had my helmet off and started walking in her direction (which was in the direction of the store I don't think she figured that part out and that I was just gonna ignore her and walk into the store). Then she took off, her face completely white... never seen a Buick move that fast before

She'll have to change her Depends when she gets home.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:48 AM   #32
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I had an older woman bitch me out for parking in a "Car Space" yesterday at the grocery store. She kept yelling about how I shouldn't be taking up spaces for cars with my "toy"... until I had my helmet off and started walking in her direction (which was in the direction of the store I don't think she figured that part out and that I was just gonna ignore her and walk into the store). Then she took off, her face completely white... never seen a Buick move that fast before

She'll have to change her Depends when she gets home.
You should have punched her in the mouf and told her not to put her face in your fist space again.
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