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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
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Stranger: Vasco
You: Vasco? You: thats a name for faggots Stranger: Si You: are you a faggot vasco? Stranger: FUCK You: do you touch men in inappropriate ways? You: and speak slow spanish to them? Stranger: أنت مثلي الجنس؟ You: you terrorist son of a bitch
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04-01-2009, 11:54 PM
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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey You: the fucking program said for you to say "hi" not "hey" You: cant follow a simple instruction? Stranger: ye but I am a fucking rebel You: you slow boy? Stranger: no, just being a fucking rebel man! You: oh, so you shop at hot topic then? You: answer the fucking question you terrorist asshole! You: i dont speak that squiggle language of yours Stranger: harr You: i got a one way ticket to gitmo for you Stranger: Shit Stranger: YALLYLALYL Stranger: DURK DURKA BALLAH JIHAD Stranger: is that what you wanna hear huh? Stranger: Duuude? You: you're a fucking delivery boy for grocery clerks aren't you Stranger: Almost right You: come coollect your fucking bill Stranger: that were a step up though Stranger: from what I really am You: your my father Stranger: luke.. You: luke is a name parents give to their kids when they want them to grow up to be gay Stranger: so you turned out to be gay then? You: only when my penis is inside a guy Stranger: ahaa Stranger: Well Stranger: Bye bye
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04-02-2009, 12:03 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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04-02-2009, 12:16 AM
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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
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i am having to omuch fucking fun
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04-02-2009, 12:19 AM
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BOOBS!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Saratoga, NY
Moto: 06 CBR 600RR
Posts: 1,188
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whats with all the brazilians?
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04-02-2009, 12:23 AM
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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
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I dunno but they get mad when you call them mexicans
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo Stranger: u Stranger: HHHHHHAYYYY Stranger: WHAT? Stranger: YAYUH You: FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE You: DUNNA DUH You: DUNNA DUH Stranger: DUNNA DUH You: DUNNA Stranger: DUH You: FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE Stranger: FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE TO YOUUUUU You: DUNNA DUH Stranger: lol Stranger: bad company ftw Your conversational partner has disconnected
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04-02-2009, 12:24 AM
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I'm taller on Facebook
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: So. Cal.
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Wow... I must really suck. I logged in and after waiting over 3 minutes, I never got connected to talk with anyone!
LOL... how sucky THAT feeling is! 
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04-02-2009, 12:32 AM
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Cassolicious!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: SV
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04-02-2009, 12:36 AM
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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IF YOU DISCONNECT FROM THIS CONVERSATION I WILL KILL MYSELF Stranger: if i stay and chat will you use more lowercase? Stranger:  Stranger: so. whats up with you then. You: oNlY hAlF oF tHe TiMe Stranger: lol Stranger: nice Stranger: i'm in california. Stranger: et tu? You: i'm in labor You: but i'm not going to let that kid run my fucking life Stranger: <  >'Stranger: damn straight Stranger: werd Stranger: show that little fucker who's boss, yo. You: he dodged the coathanger for the last time! Stranger: i found this site from a valleywag article. Stranger: i've never been here before. Stranger: you're devirginizing me. Stranger: or something. You: i'm only 12 Stranger: uh huh. You: my dad said that people who talk like that shouldnt be talked to Stranger: you should probably listen to your father. Stranger: i mean your dad. Stranger: never listen to a priest. You: i decided i'd rather kill myself than talk to you You have disconnected. i got a little confused with that one
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04-02-2009, 12:38 AM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
Posts: 4,067
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