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Old 01-22-2009, 04:55 PM   #31
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When do you put the dope in?
If you're a kindly sort, before you extract the heart.
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:01 PM   #32
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Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?
<insert OSP voice>The finely milled edge of a golden shovel.

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Dremel FTMFW! HOHO!
Wait, wait, I know there was reference of a hamster WHEEL earlier, but is it a hamster HEART we're after? Dremel would take forever!

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Old 01-22-2009, 05:27 PM   #33
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what if the heart was filled with the love of a noodly appendage ?
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:36 PM   #34
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what if the heart was filled with the love of a noodly appendage ?
Then substitute the vanilla extract with either marinara or alfredo sauce.

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Old 01-22-2009, 05:39 PM   #35
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Then substitute the vanilla extract with either marinara or alfredo sauce.

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thanks , fellow pastafarian
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:40 PM   #36
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This thread is like having an inside joke that's not really inside and not really a joke.
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:40 PM   #37
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This thread fills my heart with something...

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This thread fills my heart with something...

If it's God's love, I'm going to need to take that to make brownies.
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:03 PM   #40
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If it's God's love, I'm going to need to take that to make brownies.
http://www.godslove.com/ Nope... 404 error here Guess that proves it doesn't exist, huh?
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