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03-24-2011, 03:55 PM | #1 |
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
03-24-2011, 02:42 PM | #2 |
The cows want you dead.
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03-24-2011, 10:31 PM | #3 |
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I love all the ideas but have to agree that ignoring her is the best way. It will drive her crazy.
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03-25-2011, 01:16 AM | #4 |
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NO! Absolutely not. That is what mom tells you to do. That is the high road. We don't go that way around these parts. Fuck with this bitch, indirectly. Then be all... "IDK that is weird"
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03-24-2011, 10:45 PM | #5 |
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I like both of derfs ideas!
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03-25-2011, 01:18 AM | #6 |
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...the magical disappearing valve core trick...on all 4 tires...
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03-25-2011, 10:21 AM | #7 | |
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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03-25-2011, 06:09 PM | #8 |
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03-25-2011, 06:15 PM | #9 |
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Why take something that isnt yours? Instead give the gift of wheel weights, a pound or so on one side of one wheel should make for a fun drive, and then you cant get in trouble for theft
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But then, I try to avoid property damage...these days... |
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