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Old 12-17-2009, 01:27 PM   #31
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is tickled pink by the young law intern who works on the 37th floor who comes all the way to the 40th everyday to hang his long 'perty' winter coat up in my office closet cuz, and I quote "psht, cuz dey only got these low ass churs down dere 'n I'm not fittin'na get it durty foh no internship". My tea just became good ...to the last drop...
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Old 12-17-2009, 01:28 PM   #32
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Old 12-17-2009, 01:30 PM   #33
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competing with mine c' mon son wax or laser please
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:33 PM   #34
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Chis is too funny

!!!!WARNING!!!!!! At noon today Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:58 PM   #35
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Chis is too funny

!!!!WARNING!!!!!! At noon today Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
I love these. I'm gonna steal them and post them in my status. There's one girl on my FB that always posts those dumb ass warnings.
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Old 12-17-2009, 03:05 PM   #36
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I love these. I'm gonna steal them and post them in my status. There's one girl on my FB that always posts those dumb ass warnings.
Your shit is already random and wacky as in, way the fuck out in left field, you don't need to steal anyone's status update.
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Old 12-17-2009, 03:18 PM   #37
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Your shit is already random and wacky as in, way the fuck out in left field, you don't need to steal anyone's status update.
My shit is straight up.
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Old 12-17-2009, 03:57 PM   #38
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Chis is too funny

!!!!WARNING!!!!!! At noon today Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
Ah yes, my husband...
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:24 PM   #39
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The fake warning things are just as stupid as the real ones. That's why 99% of my friends are hidden. If I want to know what your status is, I visit your profile.
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:26 PM   #40
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The fake warning things are just as stupid as the real ones. That's why 99% of my friends are hidden. If I want to know what your status is, I visit your profile.
If all your friends are hidden then whats the point of FB for you?
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