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Old 06-05-2009, 10:44 AM   #31
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thats probably the best way to go...
with wire tied around your junk?

er....
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:51 AM   #32
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with wire tied around your junk?

er....
Oh I don't know... there was probably a hot Asian hooker giving him a rimjob when he was "shuffling off this mortal coil"....
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:55 AM   #33
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Oh I don't know... there was probably a hot Asian hooker giving him a rimjob when he was "shuffling off this mortal coil"....
He should have gotten a Foamy.
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:00 AM   #34
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Oh I don't know... there was probably a hot Asian hooker giving him a rimjob when he was "shuffling off this mortal coil"....
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Old 06-05-2009, 05:45 PM   #35
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so he likes bondage well at least he died happy. but why did the hooker stuff him in the closet? wouldn't have been easier to leave him out instead of dragging him around? Unless they were playing in the closet to begin with.
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Old 06-05-2009, 05:47 PM   #36
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so he likes bondage well at least he died happy. but why did the hooker stuff him in the closet? wouldn't have been easier to leave him out instead of dragging him around? Unless they were playing in the closet to begin with.
I'm guessing panic was involved...
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:19 PM   #37
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ya know...


the dude was in friggin' Thailand....


w' all the shit you got going on there, why the fuck did he have to try to get his rocks off this way?


c'mon... THAILAND!
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:59 PM   #38
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the dude was in friggin' Thailand....


w' all the shit you got going on there, why the fuck did he have to try to get his rocks off this way?


c'mon... THAILAND!
It's lucky that he's so old or they would have found him missing his kidneys, liver and heart!
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:55 PM   #39
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ya know...


the dude was in friggin' Thailand....


w' all the shit you got going on there, why the fuck did he have to try to get his rocks off this way?


c'mon... THAILAND!
Maybe he had an interest in all things asian, including Japanese rope bondage.
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:17 PM   #40
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If there was a chick with him he could have achieved the same effect without being hanged from a clothes rod. I'm just sayin.
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