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Old 05-09-2012, 01:14 AM   #4261
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For starters... Damn, Dave... you drew a fuckin' winner, didn't you? Full on jackpot of crazy.

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Yeah fuck you. Single life blows dicks. Specially when I thought I had the one
I'm kinda liking mine. I mean, not getting laid kinda sucks, but whatever.
The ex and I had what I guess was a 'for old time's sake' a few weeks back, but that's been it for the better part of a year. I just try not to spend too much time thinking about it.

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yeah, i hated going out and never really met women that way anyway. Too much of a dork.
Nice to know I'm not the only one who doesn't have any luck with that game.
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:57 AM   #4262
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Dave. At least she didn't throw up on your or pass out.
Would have been an improvement to be honest
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Old 05-09-2012, 10:00 AM   #4263
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I knocked my wife to the ground and hurt her coming off a chairlift. I am a decent skier (freeheal and alpine) from living in Alaska, but I never tried snowboarding before that trip. I decided to try it and I was horrible at it, but it worked out well. LOL
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Old 05-09-2012, 10:09 AM   #4264
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I punche dmy wife in the arm as a greeting, guess it can work if you dont hit em too hard
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Old 05-09-2012, 10:10 AM   #4265
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I'm not particularly good at breaking the ice either, I'm also handicapped by a strong eye for detail and a near photographic memory. You think girls would be flattered when you listen to and remember shit they say but in practice it seems they usually think you're some kind of creep. Womans mind is Like a monkey with a chemistry set you've got no idea what's coming out the other side but it's probably gonna blow up in your face. Kindof addicted to breasts though so I'm basically fucked. What has been helpful is that I did everything I could to treat Victoria honorably and take care of her during the breakup so we were able to be friends again after I gave up on Liz and she's been talking me up to her single friends...in all aspects

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Old 05-09-2012, 10:43 AM   #4266
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I'm not particularly good at breaking the ice either, I'm also handicapped by a strong eye for detail and a near photographic memory. You think girls would be flattered when you listen to and remember shit they say but in practice it seems they usually think you're some kind of creep. Womans mind is Like a monkey with a chemistry set you've got no idea what's coming out the other side but it's probably gonna blow up in your face. Kindof addicted to breasts though so I'm basically fucked. What has been helpful is that I did everything I could to treat Victoria honorably and take care of her during the breakup so we were able to be friends again after I gave up on Liz and she's been talking me up to her single friends...in all aspects
Yeah, I always get in trouble for not remembering stuff, but if I make a point to remember something, I still get in trouble because she tells me I am wrong and that's not what she said. If I document it and prove her wrong, I really get in fuckin trouble. LOL

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Old 05-09-2012, 01:51 PM   #4267
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Yeah, I always get in trouble for not remembering stuff, but if I make a point to remember something, I still get in trouble because she tells me I am wrong and that's not what she said. If I document it and prove her wrong, I really get in fuckin trouble. LOL

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Old 05-09-2012, 03:41 PM   #4268
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Old 05-09-2012, 03:49 PM   #4269
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:48 AM   #4270
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So, back to what we were... oh, hey, boobs...
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