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Old 01-12-2011, 12:26 AM   #41
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Half century mark here, ya buncha whippersnappers.
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:44 AM   #42
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Half century mark here, ya buncha whippersnappers.
You are 50??
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:47 AM   #43
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Yep, but I don't look it, thankfully. I walk like I'm fucking 75 though.
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:57 AM   #44
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Yep, but I don't look it, thankfully. I walk like I'm fucking 75 though.
For some reason I always thought you were late 20's early 30's.
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:00 AM   #45
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Because white guys my age generally don't talk like me.



I'm just a tad hipper than most...
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:24 AM   #46
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The absolute value of the age of the man divided by the age of the women minus 1 times 100 should be less than 25%.
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:29 AM   #47
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You make 35 sound soooo old.
Thats not what I was saying. I was saying I would rather have someone more mature. I would date a 35 year old, dont know if it would go much farther than that though.
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:30 AM   #48
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I can't believe nobody has asked this yet. How old is the fella you're chasing? LOL
I was thinking the same thing before the end of page 1.
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:31 AM   #49
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I can't believe nobody has asked this yet. How old is the fella you're chasing? LOL
Probably her lawn boy.

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Old 01-12-2011, 02:45 AM   #50
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36 - you can fuck someone half your age legally
Woohoo!
I knew there was something good about this age.
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