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Old 12-02-2009, 12:27 PM   #41
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Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.

because its not really any of our business???
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:18 PM   #42
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Ya, cause im sure both of you are doing so much better than her
Didn't you get the memo? Everyone on the Intarwebs dates/marries super models, drives Lambos, makes 6-figure salaries and has 10" cocks.
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Old 12-02-2009, 05:09 PM   #43
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Didn't you get the memo? Everyone on the Intarwebs dates/marries super models, drives Lambos, makes 6-figure salaries and has 10" cocks.


u got shorted if you only have a 10 incher...
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Old 12-02-2009, 05:10 PM   #44
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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:21 PM   #45
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because its not really any of our business???
You're right, it isn't, but if you're going to say what he just said, then you might as well say all of it.
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:52 PM   #46
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You know what the suprising part of this whole thing is?

That people thought the richest, most successful, most famous athlete in the world, was monogamous.

Theres not a straight man on this board who wouldn't eventually give in to the fine pieces of ass, that im sure, throw themselves at Tiger woods everytime he leaves his house.

A week away from home, a couple of drinks, a stiffy, and thousands of women who want your meat? I'd like to see how long most of you last.
Thank you dude, that's exactly it. You just get so fuckin' tired of everyone pretending the world isn't the way it is.

Aside from that, Tiger is one of the richest and most famous athletes in the history of earth...why the fuck can't he just bring a woman home to share with his wife. Have a $10,000 bottle of wine, light a fire, and have a romantic threesome. If not for that, then why the fuck would you even bother getting rich?

Hell, I don't even have a fucking job right now and I can manage that. Shit is weak...very weak.
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:41 PM   #47
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So it came out today that another girl has come forward as being Tiggers mistress, how many holes has he been playing?
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Old 12-03-2009, 12:05 AM   #48
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Have a $10,000 bottle of wine, light a fire, and have a romantic threesome. If not for that, then why the fuck would you even bother getting rich?
My gf told me last night that if I have 1/4 of the money that Tiger has, that she'll go out and find me the nicest ass and bring me a new peice every night. She just wants the keys to the private jet and our 10+ world wide homes.

As of now I'm limited to Carmen Electra and Megan Fox if they happen to trip, fall, and land on my dick.

In other news our government is actually doing shit that is going to fuck up our lives. But who gives a shit about that? Some guy who can play well with balls had a fender bender with a golf club.
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Old 12-03-2009, 07:39 AM   #49
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So it came out today that another girl has come forward as being Tiggers mistress, how many holes has he been playing?
Was he playing the front and back of each course? If so, that's a lot of holes.
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Old 12-03-2009, 08:46 AM   #50
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So it came out today that another girl has come forward as being Tiggers mistress, how many holes has he been playing?
we're talking about TIGER... not TIGGER...
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